Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
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Top comments
pickleguy 0
YDI for hitting a car then bailing.
tboudre 0
if you can't park, then you shouldn't drive!
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Comments (119)
cry0 1
people like you who dont care about the damage you do to others property dont deserve to be near a car. i hate all the people who have put white dings in my black car then think its cool to pretend it never happened.
perez758 2
This is stupid. I bet a man actually wrote this (posing as a woman) just to get more people blaming women for bad driving.. Not all women drive badly.
riskakitty 0
please surrender your license now.
Hockaday 0
ydi for being a woman and driving! also to add to that...hit and run? I hope you get the book thrown at you.
YY4UIC 0
YDI. I had this happen to my Jeep. front bumper actually actually had the medal cracked and no note from the person who did it. I hope you lose your license.
jaramia20 5
Dude !!!! It's called DRIVING , look it up !!!!
sswissam 6
I don't mean to be sexist, but why is it that most of these FMLs are from women. Apparently women really can't drive
DethbyFML 0
and your in college? America really is 34th in the world in education.
heartless_j 0
maybe you shouldn't drive just sayin
Blacksmokehick 0
20 bucks says your a woman.