Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
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Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
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Top comments
pickleguy 0
YDI for hitting a car then bailing.
tboudre 0
if you can't park, then you shouldn't drive!
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Comments (119)
MiaStarFire 2
Get off the road you nut case!
grandpaearthling 2
het maybe OP is a great driver. OP just can't park. gonna make it hard to fill the tank I guess
grandpaearthling 2
or maybe OP drives like a blind one armed monkey with a drinking problem scratching itself while parking in the last handicap spot in front of walmart
leafynitemare 24
Yes yes yes
lovingmylife84 0
so you're the kind of asshole who has bad morals to hit and run! you think we should feel bad that YOUR life sucks? you say FML, but what about the person who's car got hit and there was no note left with your insurance info and phone number! that poor person can say FML, but you are the shit head asshole who is causing the problems in other peoples lives. I hope you get hit so hard the your car is a write off, and that it's a hit and run like what you tried to do so you'll have to pay!
DocBastard 40
Nice to see the beautiful conflagration that formerly was the collection of sexist comments. Thanks, mods.
Zmeilerr 22
:(
Sirin_fml 47
You're welcome, Herr Doktor. Zmeilerr, stop sadfacing.
arnthegreat 0
god damn, learn to drive. or quit driving all together. ydi times ten for bailing after hitting a car.
kidclarke 15
Seriously how is this an FML? I hope you die.
PhillyFox 0
Put down the car keys and walk away. You shouldn't drive.
sabroso 0
female? must be
dmantheplaya 0
people lile you should take the f**king bus.