Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
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Top comments
pickleguy 0
YDI for hitting a car then bailing.
tboudre 0
if you can't park, then you shouldn't drive!
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Comments (119)
yumsugarr 8
hmm. you could have left an apology note for the first car D:
DahkLohd 4
That reminds me of that FML a while back where someone did a hit and run, then left a note saying "Ouch, that's going to cost you some money" with a smiley face.
Sweetie2u 1
or your insurance info maybe? however, judging on your decision to bail, you probably don't even have insurance.
skyeyez9 25
Wth. You need to ride a bicycle, so you don't keep damaging peoples's vehicles. I am a woman driver, drive a large truck (hubby's idea not mine) with a cap on top. It has alot of blind spots but I don't hit shit. I want to get a smaller vehicle though.
Blacksmokehick 0
real women drive trucks.
datkid117 13
YDI plain and simple.
phorest 0
Women..
kiakia0131 23
Wow. Way to be a jerk and not leave a note. Even if I did no damage, I would have still made an effort to contact the person or leave a note. I really hope someone hits your car and drives off...see how you would feel then!
ThatGirlIsMe93 0
OP's an idiot.
cowboys277 1
OPs a woman.
pennies_lane 6
OP's useless
EZPZ 0
So...basically what I got from this, is that you successfully parked 1/3 times without having an accident. Absolute fail my friend, YDI
kile88 2
you're a retard
Ancarnia 0
you are exactly who i hope to avoid in parking lots.
TXCandy 3
Damn nosey ppl! It was probably a witness. Been there before. lol
MokaMoon 0
What does that have to do with anything?