Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML
Today, I was about to admit and open up to my good friend about the guy I like, who she's known longer than I have, until I heard her say something to another friend about him: "Stop pestering my sister's boyfriend!" FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I was telling my sister about how I am horribly depressed and how I can't function and she responded with, "Oh, shit! I've got to go Jeopardy is on!" FML
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Top comments
CaiDog 20
What did she do?? We need some details here!
M1DGET_MOOSE 7
Stupid muggles and their "legalities"
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Comments (137)
Echoa21 18
"The guy from Harry Potter" could it possibly be... Harry Potter?
Dracoboxer357 36
14- Probably not. I doubt Daniel Radcliffe refers to himself as Harry Potter in his day to day life. ;P
that_band_nerd 22
Nah man, too obvious.
LissaMccracken 23
#20... But... He IS Harry Potter D: Isn't he!?
icryevrytime 7
He is pretty rad.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Good luck
YellowSquirrel92 17
I wouldn't worry too much. I'm sure any wizard can hold his own against your sister with a simple spell or two.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
I dunno. Performing magic in front of muggles might attract the ministry of magic's attention.
YellowSquirrel92 17
Your comment and your picture just work so well together.
minesbiggerr 25
No no no one can simply use the obliviate charm to erase OP's sisters memory
abbymackenziee 20
Harry Potter is amazing, but not to the point she can be trouble with the law. Sorry OP!
abhi95 31
You take that make now miss or I avada kedavra your ass right here!
Kibaruto 33
I fought the law and the law won.
chloepaige95 2
I have that problem, but I'm the one that's obsessed. I've had two different interventions.
buttcramp 21
why do you appear to be proud?
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
She was the infamous "towel girl" wasn't she.
PenguinBitch 44
Did she try to slither in someone's chamber of secrets?
hamzor 5
More like she forced someone's basilisk into her chamber of secrets, which makes it illegal.
XxechofalloutxX 3
you uncultured swine
littlepoose 8
how exactly is OP an uncultured swine? sounds like someone knows a little too deeply what that's like
laden_swallow09 35
He accuses others of being uncultured, yet he has two Xs on either side of his screenname.
Naoto_Shirogane 17
"Your father was a swine."
XcuzimsotiredX 25
i can't blame her.
buttcramp 21
honestly if she is having legal troubles it sounds like she needs you
alycion 39
And a professional. Obsessions that extreme can be a sign of something going on. Besides, behavioral therapy can help people without a diagnosis.
Myo_fml 20
Says someone who has had a gen. Psych course and thinks they know everything now.