FML : Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account....

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 30 January 2015 08:57 / United States - Portland

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By willyjac | 17

#6187702 - Friday 30 January 2015 14:53

Kick her off Netflix if it's your account, change your login, she doesn't deserve it

By DocBastard | 38

#6187707 - Friday 30 January 2015 14:55

It'll be ok, OP. I'll be there for you.

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By willyjac | 17

#6187702 - Friday 30 January 2015 14:53

Kick her off Netflix if it's your account, change your login, she doesn't deserve it

chlorinegreen | 27

#6187797 - Friday 30 January 2015 16:45

Could be her parents Netflix that they both have access too. I have my own that everybody mooches off (family and bf) but I've never run into the problem too many people on the account... Wonder why that is.

kayla__brianna | 10

#6187810 - Friday 30 January 2015 16:55

If you buy the standard streaming one for 7.99 a month, only 2 people can watch at one time

dragoongirl90 | 34

#6188913 - Saturday 31 January 2015 21:39

I second this motion!

By dunn76 | 5

#6187703 - Friday 30 January 2015 14:53

That sucks op. But nice use of wordplay lol

By iTzSelverZz | 14

#6187704 - Friday 30 January 2015 14:54

Will be a good story at a family reunion

By imagica | 0

#6187705 - Friday 30 January 2015 14:54

Do not surrender. Tell her to get her own Netflix

By sstahpp | 33

#6187706 - Friday 30 January 2015 14:55

Make some real friends maybe?

sstahpp | 33

#6187771 - Friday 30 January 2015 16:07

Oh boo hoo

Cass_x | 22

#6187784 - Friday 30 January 2015 16:25

Wow, you seriously sound like a huge bitch.

MrSassypants | 31

#6187789 - Friday 30 January 2015 16:30

#28 What the flipping fuck? "Oh boo hoo". Seriously?

limabeans101029 | 20

#6187796 - Friday 30 January 2015 16:45

28- Well, aren't you just a charm? Your plethora of friends must feel so lucky.

sstahpp | 33

#6187802 - Friday 30 January 2015 16:49

Thanks 30..I've been practicing xxx

By DocBastard | 38

#6187707 - Friday 30 January 2015 14:55

It'll be ok, OP. I'll be there for you.

Wizardo | 33

#6187721 - Friday 30 January 2015 15:04

*Clap clapclapclap clap*

mstoock | 12

#6187745 - Friday 30 January 2015 15:44

#12 Only 4 claps

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6187764 - Friday 30 January 2015 15:58

*counts claps* Oh, you liar, #20.

mstoock | 12

#6189450 - Sunday 1 February 2015 12:36

I really thought it was four. Oops. How many then?

By Jasim | 17

#6187713 - Friday 30 January 2015 14:58

That's rude. Cut her off Netflix.

By Exodiafinder687 | 58

#6187714 - Friday 30 January 2015 14:59

So no one told you life was gonna be this way?

Morning_fml | 22

#6187756 - Friday 30 January 2015 15:53

Haha, I suppose not, but who needs to be told when you have Netflix?

xsydneyx123 | 28

#6188027 - Friday 30 January 2015 21:13

That joke just flew over your head, 22.

By AGB10 | 19

#6187715 - Friday 30 January 2015 15:00

Welcome to a "modern family"

By purelymixed | 17

#6187718 - Friday 30 January 2015 15:01

You can upgrade the account for like $1…then you can both watch Friends!!! :D

amberv61 | 22

#6187827 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:09

Actually it's like $4 more

hunteredmundson | 17

#6188372 - Saturday 31 January 2015 6:24

No it's actually a $1 difference

DominusDeus | 1

#6189419 - Sunday 1 February 2015 11:44

No, it's a $4 difference. $7.99/mo for one or two screens and $11.99/mo for four screens and UHD.

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