Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML
Today, I was about to admit and open up to my good friend about the guy I like, who she's known longer than I have, until I heard her say something to another friend about him: "Stop pestering my sister's boyfriend!" FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I was telling my sister about how I am horribly depressed and how I can't function and she responded with, "Oh, shit! I've got to go Jeopardy is on!" FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
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Top comments
CaiDog 20
What did she do?? We need some details here!
M1DGET_MOOSE 7
Stupid muggles and their "legalities"
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Comments (137)
MissSticks 21
I HAVE to know this story! Please, OP!
DarkMarkInTheSky 9
...and the FML readers chanted: "FOLLOW UP! FOLLOW UP!"
an3ph 20
Please elucidate!
ronny93 9
Probably obsessed with Harry. The director did a great job casting Russell crow.
JMichael 26
Why so...Sirius, OP?
bethluvsyou 15
Well if it's Tom Felton, then that's definitely understandable.
kingdomgirl94 29
I was wondering why no one suggested him yet
yellowzinnias 20
AGREED.
Gb1625 7
all the best. reminds me of the series how i met your mother.
doglover100 29
Tom Felton?
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Siriusly??
Link/DD 13
How?