Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML
Today, I was about to admit and open up to my good friend about the guy I like, who she's known longer than I have, until I heard her say something to another friend about him: "Stop pestering my sister's boyfriend!" FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I was telling my sister about how I am horribly depressed and how I can't function and she responded with, "Oh, shit! I've got to go Jeopardy is on!" FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
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Top comments
CaiDog 20
What did she do?? We need some details here!
M1DGET_MOOSE 7
Stupid muggles and their "legalities"
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Comments (137)
ThisIsMe_18 13
Man, I want to know the story behind what she did.
tigerlilytracey 6
jealous squib!
mattrd_fml 31
You never told us which guy from harry potter. I'm guessing radclifffe...
Jennaflamingo 14
Every one of us potter heads have been there before... *shivers and takes sip of vodka*
MediumSizedRock 11
I bet it's Ron
an3ph 20
Do tell!
KayleeFrye 39
I'm going to join in on the "PLEASE elaborate!" trend. I like the Harry Potter books/movies as much as the next girl, but find it hilarious that someone could be obsessed enough to need an INTERVENTION! What did your sister do?!
AloysiusWeasley 15
This needs an OP update, right stat now. Also, the Phelps twins would definitely be worth a disorderly conduct! :D
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And yet people hate on the Twilight fans.../facepalm Also, am I the only one who cracked up at OP's username? So funny! Now, OP, does our sister like the character, or the actor who plays him? Either way, we all have our celeb crushes, but that's going a little too far. It sucks that you have to give up your job and your money to deal with her problem. Just...gah! Faith in humanity keeps going down, as well as faith in future generations...
southernbelle037 5
Hmmm I see fangirling is her sport of choice....or does she prefer Quidditch?