By LeaveHimAlone - 30/12/2013 04:23 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 432
You deserved it 3 444

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What did she do?? We need some details here!

Stupid muggles and their "legalities"

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Oh dear God, not this again... :p

What did she do?? We need some details here!

I'm betting either stalking or harassing.

Stupid muggles and their "legalities"

There's a hell of a story behind this that I want to hear....

Agreed. This is a response from an OP that I'd really like to read. She offered to polish his wand, didn't she... Or *GASP* to show him her Chamber of Secrets!

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Her likely deeds: 1) Shoplifting a collector's edition box set of HP movies from a store. 2) Assaulting someone for disliking HP. 3) Polishing a wand. 4) Stealing a cardboard cutout of Daniel Radcliffe and taking it to a dark alley to molest it.

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#40 - Now I know why she was named "Moaning Myrtle."

Looks like we need a followup

I agree! Come on OP, we need to know the story!!:)

I demand a follow-up!

Please OP don't just leave us at that! I want pointers! XD

#51 I thought they all called her Luna Lovegood? She must get around and let them all Slytherin...

Follow up!!

Lol, #105, taking pointers from OP's sister may not be such a good idea; she got caught! :P (At least by her family)

I think we all want to know what happened...

We'll which guy is it??

Well* Damn autocorrect..

Bloody hell mate

My theory is Rupert Grint, most people love Daniel Radcliffe but for some reason, the girls (and guys) are just absolutely mad for Rupert. As indicated above...

James Phelps (Fred) has my vote. He's incredibly gorgeous. Or Alan Rickman, he's a sexy beast. :p

But Luna though.

I hate to spoil the surprise, but Luna Lovegood is female.

Pfft.. All girls obsess over Hagrid, everyone knows that...

Or Neville Longbottom. That guy was definitely using magic outside of Hogwarts to get cute.

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Speaking of Hagrid, the one thing I find strange that no one thinks about is how a paunchy old man breaks the news to a 10-year-old boy that he's a wizard, and urges him to come with him. "Seems legit..."

49, have you read the book? Because then you would know how.

It's Dobby without a doubt.

I love Dobby! I cried when he died!!!

Love Dobby! My dog looks like Dobby. True story.

Guys, guys, I think it's pretty obvious that it's Dumbledore. Doesn't matter to me that he was gay; he was still incredibly sexy.

Because being anywhere besides with the Dursleys sounds like a great idea to an abused and neglected kid.

It's obviously Uncle Vernon, didn't you know?

128 - The actor who played Uncle Vernon actually died, so, unless OP's sister is a necrophile, I don't think it's him.

137, They just told you that. He's actually missing. Along with OP's sister which is why there hasn't been a follow up.

Tom (Draco) is the one I would risk illegalities for. Rawr!

Obviously it's Ron Weasley.

What are you talking about?! It's obviously Dumbledor!!

I admit, being a fan of something is normal. But taking it so far that you need an intervention and the cops involved? That's taking the word "fan-girling" to a whole new level...

You don't even know! My younger sister is fourteen and she's so creepily obsessed with One Direction that I think she needs therapy. I walked by her room a while back and heard her and her friends giggling and talking about how big they thought their peen-peen is! My other sister who is fifteen also told me that one time she walked into my youngest sister's room and she was crying and when she asked why, Maddy(14yr) said "Because I'm listening to One Direction." "And..?" "*sniffle* And what..?"

Dear god...I admit myself that I am a fan of Tom Hiddleston, but not to the point where I marvel over the mans size and cry over him. Or to the point where I need an intervention...like I said, it's ok to be a fan. Just set a limit for yourself, the Internet doesn't need anymore fan wars or people hacking into cameras to watch the celebrities in an airport...yup that happened. And guess what? It was over One Direction...

Is she Harry's spotter?

sir u deserve a thumbs up !!

you deserve a thumbs down, because of your lack of grammar.

#70 YOU deserve a thumbs down for giving a fuck about grammar - that ship has sailed

The lack of details does make one wonder what she could have done that crossed the legal line here. Stealing his underwear? Stalking? Either way, best of luck, Op.

Obviously she used the accio charm to bring hagrid to her while he was in the middle of gardening... Duh

Legitimate problem she has, I suppose.