Cops can't catch criminals

By frustrated - 17/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Forest Park

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
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cumberbunny 17

Throw cold water on them - if they're going to act like alley cats treat them like alley cats.

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gjikvtj 18

Whats wrong with you? Nobody talks about fight club

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gjikvtj 18

Whats wrong with you? Nobody talks about fight club

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ktmla 14

Rule #3 of fight club, if someone says stop or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

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tacojauns 45

Fun theory: As you know the first 2 rules of Fight Club are "don't take about fight club", but since everyone talks about fight club the first 2 rules are set in place to let members know that their going to be breaking the rules.

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Soloman212 28

Actually, in the movie, they don't talk about Fight Club. They just silently acknowledge each other.

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incoherentrmblr 21

If you want it done right, you have to do it yourself...

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Helpfulman 17

OP should just call again, and if they did it again, beat the shit out of them with an electric laser taser.

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cartoonboy 26

That sucks that you have horrible neighbors bro

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cumberbunny 17

Throw cold water on them - if they're going to act like alley cats treat them like alley cats.

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thesimp 6

Then they just beat up the OP instead

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swag_bear 18

We'll they are pretty smart to hide in the bushes.

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silvercamaro 22

They're smart enough to hide in the bushes, but couldn't just go inside to finish their fight? Or better yet work things out while hiding?

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Helldemon 32

Ya, I think it's kind of funny they could stop their fight long enough to hide from the cops and then just continue on after they left.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

next time call Ghostbuster haha

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speakersboom 19

...for a domestic dispute between two idiots?

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cryssycakesx3 22

ghosts. makes sense. yeah...

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edward80 18

Just buy yourself a taser, you will be stunning !

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

The neighbors would definitely be shocked!

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mt631 18

People are so inconsiderate these days. You should have called the cops again and told them that they were in the bushes.

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DocBastard 38

"Hey look, officer! They're in the bushes!" Is that so difficult?

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da_poiler 3

that's not a good reason to arrest people. OP has no proof they were fighting and hiding in a bush isn't illigal.

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Enslaved 36

OP probably just called the cops but wanted to remain anonymous. If the couple are fighting each other I'm sure they'd lash out at the OP for getting into their "business". Didn't you watch the movie "Neighbors"?

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MidnaLink 33

Oh god, that movie was almost as funny as The Heat!

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PrincessCastiel 27

Cop Appreciation Week everyone :3 Nah, but you should of told the cops they were hiding in the bushes

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cryssycakesx3 22

of. have. same thing...

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lizard365 12

well damn that just sucks how rude next time just throw ice water on them and tell them to get a room

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