Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML
Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, my mother is such a helicopter parent, she wouldn’t let me go to my first appointment with my new gynaecologist without being in the room, to “keep an eye on him”. When I told her to stay out, she started screaming in the waiting room that I was going to be raped without her there. FML
Today, my crazed and very hormonal pregnant mother told me that I should get pregnant too, so that we can be "preggo buddies." I'm 15. FML
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Enslaved 38
Tell your mom, now that you had something shoved up your ****** by a doctor, you're curious what a penis feels like.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Better safe than sorry, I guess? That does suck though, seeing as it's not necessary until you are sexually active. So that's a lot of discomfort for nothing. Your mom not trusting you is pretty rough, too. Sorry, OP!
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Comments (140)
polkadot3155 6
some parents take their daughters after they get their first period.. in a way it might make it easier when they get older but I'm 16 and sooo scared of the pap smear you have to get when you are 18!! haha
kaykay20 0
I admit pap swear appointments are uncomfortable but they are necessary. I suggest you or anyone go in for daily appointments after getting your period. You do get yeast and bacterial infections from other things besides sex.
kaykay20 0
*smears
MrScholl 4
Was the gyno's name Dr. Washbush?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I wasn't aware that a gyno could tell if you were sexually active by examining you.
Jazzgirl101 12
they can check to see if you're still a virgin by seeing if the skins split
nerdsgetmehot 23
You mean the hymen? You can "break" that in other ways, too, not just sex.
Kamirose 4
89 - Not to mention some girls are born without a hymen at all.
InsanePPG 25
It sucks that your mom doesn't trust you, but like others have said, it can't hurt to go to the appointment and make sure everything works properly.
AlexRen 21
no punishment for being a teenager, in this sexually active society.
perdix 31
It could be worse. She could take you for a colonoscopy to get you a fresh start for a career in anal.
stevenmx86 8
No you little brat, it sounds like the appointment would happen regardless. The punishment would come if you WEREN'T a virgin and you had the appointment...
Mokiikom_fml 8
^ THIS!! ^
Mokiikom_fml 8
^ THIS!! ^ Edit: Augh, FML is messing up again, my comment didn't appear at first and now it's double posted... :-/
evillittleme 5
Tbh.. You never know nowadays.. Teens are becoming sexually active younger and younger..
saksxalmo 20
I think you made that up based on anecdotal evidence. Try statistics next time. I hate that everyone thinks that young people are suddenly getting sluttier. Yes, this generation is more open towards talking about sex and it's portrayed in the media more often, but it doesn't mean that, I don't know, married people in the 50s actually slept in separate beds. Sleeping together was just more of a taboo topic than it is now.
leadman1989 16
Tell her you've only done anal , and that you're holding out on the vag for Mr. Right.
herpitydurteedur 0
That's like, the opposite of what I'd do. Of course I've only been wih one person in my life and I don't plan to be with any others so... But still. If I was raised in a way that would make my morals allow sex with more than one person I would only let "Mr. Right" in my ass. Just my pov.
daydreamer244 13
that sucks shit