Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML
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Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML
Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, my mother is such a helicopter parent, she wouldn’t let me go to my first appointment with my new gynaecologist without being in the room, to “keep an eye on him”. When I told her to stay out, she started screaming in the waiting room that I was going to be raped without her there. FML
Today, my crazed and very hormonal pregnant mother told me that I should get pregnant too, so that we can be "preggo buddies." I'm 15. FML
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Enslaved 38
Tell your mom, now that you had something shoved up your ****** by a doctor, you're curious what a penis feels like.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Better safe than sorry, I guess? That does suck though, seeing as it's not necessary until you are sexually active. So that's a lot of discomfort for nothing. Your mom not trusting you is pretty rough, too. Sorry, OP!
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rexgar2000 10
I hope he was de-clawed.
EnEl_Infierno 15
Wrong Fml, unless you're hoping the gyo-no is declawed, then yeah for Op sake I hope he is to XP
EnEl_Infierno 15
what is up with this fml app, now I'm really confused it keeps going back and forth, and have no clue where my the comments are landing.
monnanon 14
Your mother is nasty, what is she going to do? demand the gynocologist points out your intact hyman? Refuse to go or if you do decide to go since it is an intevitable part of female life then just go but remember the doc does not have to inform your mum of anything unless it is extreme circumstances. I hope your mum knows that certain sports like cycling can break a hymen too or you may end up in a lot of unneccesary trouble.
foudufafa_fml 2
Well there's medical secrecy, so the doctor can't say anything to the mom. I hope the author takes advantage of the appointment to ask about contraception !
DjeePee 25
'Some kids smoke and drink alcohol before they're 15 too but that doesn't mean the kids have the right to do that to their body' Sidenote, I think they do. I also think I'm going to be thumbed-down for this, but I don't care. A normal fifteen-year-old has the intellectual capacity to make important decisions and be hold responsible for it. I believe that it would be better to give every teenager the right to do with their body and their lives what they want - knowing that they will face the consequences of their behaviour - instead of the current situation, with a government who decides what's allowed and what's forbidden 'for our own good'. Do what you want to do, as long as you don't harm the rights of other people and their property, that's my motto.
DjeePee 25
This was ofcourse a reply to 44. FML has the hiccups. Again. I sincerely hope my comment will be put back on the right spot, I used too many difficult words for a non-English speaker to just be ignored.
BeatlesObsessed 12
54- If only everyone thought the same way you do. I despise how controlling people can be over our own decisions just "because you're not an adult yet", or " because you're not mature enough yet". I believe everyone should have the right to make their own choices in life and serve the consequences and learn from our mistakes because in the end, we're going to have to learn sometime in our futures, so why not start from a slightly younger age? I think we're capable of doing so.
jizzwold 21
Djeepee can we get married?
HungerGames95 13
54- exactly! the problem isn't that our generation is sexuality active it's adults that think saying "just stay a virgin until marriage" is the answer for everything instead of teaching about birth control and responsible sex!
ReynshineCutting 10
But when a 15 year old gets knocked up, who has to foot the bill? The parents do. I lost my virginity at 15 and thought "omgz he's my soulmate I'm gonna be with him foreverz and get married and life happily ever after". What happened? 8 months later my hormones changed and I didn't "love" him anymore and I dumped him. Yes teens have crazy sex drives. Teens also have crazy emotions and think they love and will marry anyone they're with. Teens are DEFINITELY not ready to be parents, nor can they do it without help whether from their own parents or the government. I'm going to talk to my kids when they reach that age and stress the importance of waiting, but be realistic enough to tell them if they want to be idiots then at least let me get them bc first because I don't want to raise their children. A 15 year old may be physically ready for sex, but emotionally and maturity wise, they're nowhere close.
Daralea 21
Wow, I just saw that Djeepee. It is a good motto and 15 is really old enough to start being responsible for your own actions. Thing is, that's not how the law sees is. If a 15 year old gets drunk and does something stupid in the parent's property and end up severing a limb, it is the parent's fault legally. To make things worse, in the eyes of the law, the stupid 15 year old is considered a victim. -_-
DjeePee 25
"A 15 year old may be physically ready for sex, but emotionally and maturity wise, they're nowhere close." Yeah. And how does that come? I mean, I like to study history and I've never heard of a bunch of emotionally-wrecked teenagers in the stone age, middle age, victorian era...Maybe, just maybe, our teenagers can't handle responsibility very well because our society isn't supporting it. Do what we want you to do and leave thinking to the adults (and more precisely, the government). That's how most school systems work, that's how our society works. We do not encourage teens to be critical, reponsible and independent, on the contrary. That's a shame and the main reason why teenagers (and even people in general) have it difficult with being critical, responsible and independent. 'Thing is, that's not how the law sees is.' The law can be wrong. There once were two girls (age 14 and 16) who voluntarily went to a pimp, because they wanted to learn how to be a prostitute. The pimp accepted, the girls had sex with him (still voluntarily) and with other guys, police discovered it and what happened? Pimp went to jail and both girls got a financial compensation. Some things are ******-up.
Daralea 21
I agree with that, Djeepee. The laws are definitely messed up. However, as of now we need to work within them. In a way they exist to prevent exploitation but it is exceeding unfair to the adult and beneficial to the younger party in he-said-she-said cases.
midoriMentality 11
your mother knows that a gynecologist cannot tell whether or not you've had sex right? and the doctor can't tell her shit because you're the patient not her.
Calyx_fml 22
An intact hymen does not in any way indicate sexual inactivity. There's a lot of other kinds of sex.
Kamirose 4
A broken hymen also doesn't indicate sexual activity, either. I broke mine in PE in middle school. My best friend broke hers horseback riding.
Eviemeli 16
On a sidenote, a lack of hymen does not prove there's been sexual activity, either. edit- ninja'd! :O
sexxme 9
I'm sorry op, I know it's rough when your parents don't trust you when they should, but I mean with shows like teen mom and the way society works now a days, I'm sure parents are getting a little worried about their kids. Try talking to her and open up. Tell her how you feel about her not trusting you. She'll eventually come around.
moselhorn17 0
it's a good thing to be a virgin...until your married of course
moselhorn17 0
this should be getting thumbs up...maybe you people are too incompetent to realize that no sex is better than any sex
Omfgitsmia 15
I remember my first gynie appt. I was so uncomfortable and I squirmed alot. She threatened to tie me down so I stopped moving.
nickii530 0
Your dumb. They can't tie you down and force a procedure on you. Nice lie though.
perdix 31
I'm confused. A gyno appt is your punishment for being a virgin? What would you expect your reward to be if you were a *****? Some ice cream?
stewy78 2
Nope, just some screaming.
deadrising084 1
U got plenty of time to lose it bro don't worry.
deadrising084 1
Sorry I just figured out the gynecologist part XD that would be an epic fail on my part
auddylynne 0
That's not her decision. I'd refuse it never had one before-seems violating she has no right to send u to a doctor to look at u just to prove that. It's not really her choice it's yes. If ur gonna have sex, than ur gonna do it whether she pays a doctor to dissect u or not