Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, my new bikini must be cheap as shit because I tanned nicely where I put on sunscreen, but where I didn’t apply it under the bikini I’ve gotten super red sunburn on my butt, my lady bits, and my boobs. My nipples look like the ends of red felt tip pens. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
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AmAzInG123456789 10
I hear if you add a little pepper, crispy nips can be a nice party appetizer.
JustKittyKat 24
Hello titty I dub thee "Bacon Nips"
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Comments (108)
kenleybunch 15
The tanning bed I used to go to was timed... Also. Did not know nipples could be sunburned. Learn something everyday, I guess.
glabberfasted 16
The post says nothing about a tanning bed. OP could've been outside. Here in AZ it's been hot enough outside to tan lately.
awilliams44 9
I love hello kitty band aids!
telli164 30
Hahahahah, crispy nips! That would hurt though :(
reaxion 25
Sorry for your pain. However, it's winter in most places of the northern hemisphere, so looking like an oompah loompah is not a good look. YDI
denyy101 7
Omg I would of died, but hey that's why theirs tanning salons.
geekchick88 17
*would have *there's
domolovesyoshi 33
Next time set an alarm
shkash 5
Why do people keep saying OP is a chick. I think it's a dude, that's why no top and that's why they can for hello kitty band aids over their entire nip.
dachayke 16
It says op's a girl up by the username.
Enslaved 36
Female symbol on the left indicating that OP is a female. (:
Rcmpbell 6
Delicious.
Wowlookatthat 15
I want to know if they're actually "crispy" what an odd adjective for burnt nipples.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
I'm wondering if you are a girl or guy... Some OP's click the wrong button sometimes...