Embarrassing, Cute and Miscellaneous: Let the man be happy!

Let the man be happy!

By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 19:21 - United States - Glasgow

Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML

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You deserved it 3 864

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 380

You deserved it 3 129

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 947

You deserved it 7 032

By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 554

You deserved it 2 159

Respect should be earned

By sarah - 06/06/2020 20:00

Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 468

You deserved it 236

By Username - 14/07/2011 20:09 - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 332

You deserved it 5 772

Stoners of the world unite!

By Andy - 04/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to my 60-something year-old father, stoned off his ass, buck naked in our living room, doing a spirited rendition of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" with an Australian accent and a tambourine. The windows were open. The poor neighborhood children will most likely need therapy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 734

You deserved it 201

By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 975

You deserved it 38 681

By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 644

You deserved it 22 482

Earbleach

By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 431

You deserved it 5 580

By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 488

You deserved it 2 711

junkman6 22

Monday 17 February 2014 1:52

Father's Day gift, Sesame Streets sing along greatest hits!

greekk 21

Monday 17 February 2014 1:46

he got defensive! Don't be to mad at him!

Comments

greekk 21

Monday 17 February 2014 1:46

he got defensive! Don't be to mad at him!

svalaedgren 18

Monday 17 February 2014 1:59

Yes, he was probably just embarrassed

IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Monday 17 February 2014 2:30

So he had to start yelling? People constantly open doors and forget to knock, no need to get so defensive.

ActionFearo 39

Monday 17 February 2014 20:50

He's embarrassed his secret's out

flashback.miss 28

Monday 17 February 2014 1:47

cute. suggest performing a sesame concert. or maybe try recording him XD

IconicFML 9

Monday 17 February 2014 2:43

Instant YouTube hit

worldclassrager 39

Friday 7 March 2014 1:42

Maybe bigger than Gangnam style

MomentoMori 23

Monday 17 February 2014 1:48

Your dad is just having a good time. You should have joined in on the fun!

juststephhere 23

Monday 17 February 2014 3:25

Join in and make it a full out musical!

larrena2377 26

Monday 17 February 2014 1:51

Now you have blackmail if he ever catches you doing something similar

Never_Land 10

Monday 17 February 2014 1:51

He just was embarrassed, either let it go or, you could try getting back at him, make a few jabs at his singing maybe >:)

junkman6 22

Monday 17 February 2014 1:52

Father's Day gift, Sesame Streets sing along greatest hits!

SaucyGirl106 18

Monday 17 February 2014 1:56

at least he wasn't mouthing the lines to Twillight.

MomentoMori 23

Monday 17 February 2014 21:32

Mouthing along to JUSTIN BEIBER is better than Twilight. And he's god awful.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 17 February 2014 1:56

What's next the wiggles?

sunnyray812 42

Monday 17 February 2014 1:57

How dare you barge in the main part of the house!

keirissleepy 10

Monday 17 February 2014 1:57

Did he at least tell you the number of the day?

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Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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You deserved it 7 572

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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You deserved it 114

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Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 631

You deserved it 3 753

Today, I made the mistake of taking apart and fixing a malfunctioning toaster in front of my five year-old. Two hours later, he tried to take apart a lamp that was plugged in. He shocked himself, broke the lamp, and set the carpet on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 416

You deserved it 250

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 977

You deserved it 4 283

Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML

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You deserved it 6 592

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 363

You deserved it 5 378

Today, I finally figured out why my 5 year-old daughter washes her hair every day. It's because she doesn't want to have "yucky greasy hair like her mommy." FML

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You deserved it 47 370