By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 386
You deserved it 4 705

Same thing different taste

Top comments


Oh, the infamous butt slap, how I love thee so...

fthislyfe 22

Throw hot coffee on their crotches. That'll teach them

I get sunburned through my clothes sometimes lol

You should put on a thick jacket and ski pants so when they hit you, you wont even feel it

LiyIa_fml 8

Run around and randomly spray them with a water filled nerf gun when they least expect it!

LiyIa_fml 8

Isn't there a nerf gun that shoots water? I see the commercial all the time... Or am I thinking of some other brand?

I think it's a different brand of water guns you're talking about

joey1314 5
Prankster7o7 5

I'd start hitting them the face.....with my fist.

Toowoo 3

Ouch why hot coffee?!? lol what happened to the traditional slap.. No need for such violence

Or some other liquid, like kool-aid, or if you want to get creative, beer.

zaksyak 1

File a sexual harassment suit and see how funny they think it is then

I bet you're American. Hoedown you think it'll go down in court and even with their boss? She would lose her job and money.

zaksyak 1

Well apperently in other countries its accecptable to be repeatably slapped in an office enviroment there is no reason for that kind of behavior and the offenders deserve to be punished to the fullest extent of the law

BellaBelle_fml 23

Im sure they aren't doing it to be harassing her. Even if they were a sexual harrasment claim is retarded.

Wow, really ignorant there. "I bet you're American."


Why is a sexual harassment lawsuit always everyones's answer to a work problem.

You ate the last doughnut? That is sexual harassment.

drawmesunshine 17

The Xerox machine filed sexual harassment against me because I photocopied my ass.

#22 im not saying its right to be harassed but im guessing your an up-tight feminist woman

ItsApril 0

I agree that if she's asked them to stop and they haven't she could take further action if it is bothering her that bad. However, what is sexual about this? They slapped her, they didn't feel her up. There's a big difference.

RandOmPhyXiO 5

Ur messed up americans arent that bad. And there are bad ppl everywhere even were u live. So sterotyping ppl wont change anything or make a point. And this is why on american t.v we make fun of u cause u think ur better when history has shown ur just as bad as us.

RandOmPhyXiO 5

You have a good point kind of. like threaten that legal action will be taken so they can stop but dont really do it is kinda going far

Tattle tale much? Man up and deal with it.

iluvcandy 7

Hmm maybe you should call in sick

crazychick1269 7

8 no dumbass for getting slapped all the time!

And the above reply proves why 12 year olds shouldn't be on FML.

fthislyfe 22
crazychick1269 7

Your exact age wasn't the point, it was more the lack of maturity.

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Crazychick1269: I'm going to have to ask you to calm your ****.

57- I like that one. I will have to use that on my girlfriend sometime lol

drawmesunshine 17

Methinks crazychick1269 has some issues. Did your daddy ever hug you?

ItsApril 0

Ha, I love how younger kids like to think they're so "cool". Hopefully it passes when you grow up. :)

tylersign 11

How do you call in sick when you're already at work?

LiveLaughFML 10

#85: don't you think it's a little offensive to be labeling all young people as to thinking they are "cool"? I'm one year younger than crazychick and by any means I do not think that I am "cool" in the way you're describing it as..

ItsApril 0

No, I don't. I never said ALL young kids. I was speaking in general, because a lot of younger people are like that. Don't take internet shit to heart. :)

It's amazing how you all know her so well from those couple of comments. I'm not even being sarcastic. At all. Seriously.

drawmesunshine 17

It's not just those comments. She's always annoying and immature and reeking an air of "I'm 15, and I have the world figured out." She is honestly one of my least favourite FML dwellers.

crazychick1269 7

ugh sorry people I'm just mad at my ex he's such a jerk and I'm taking it out on you poor people:"(

Like a good neighbor state farm is there, with... LESS PASTY SKIN!

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

OP u sure it wasn't tanning lotion?

Bad things happen to good people, in this case getting burnt.

fthislyfe 22

So, good things happen to bad people?

PSQ91 6

Skin type 1, huh? I feel for you.

Damn bible thumper. Quit giving us Catholics bad names.

Hey Brian, the boss wants to see yo... *SLAP!*

I get sunburnt easy to. I no what you mean

zaksyak 1

You may be burning now but they will burn in hell for that

HybridWhiteboy 0

Dude there just messing around...

Either this is sarcasm or your ******* insane.

MyLifeIsWierd 12

For jokingly slapping somebody?

LiyIa_fml 8

Even insane people deserve their say, but usually they only get it with a 10 second window :)

erkaka1367 0

For kidding around? I'm glad u don't overreact....