Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, my new bikini must be cheap as shit because I tanned nicely where I put on sunscreen, but where I didn’t apply it under the bikini I’ve gotten super red sunburn on my butt, my lady bits, and my boobs. My nipples look like the ends of red felt tip pens. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
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AmAzInG123456789 10
I hear if you add a little pepper, crispy nips can be a nice party appetizer.
JustKittyKat 24
Hello titty I dub thee "Bacon Nips"
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Comments (108)
WeskersSexslave 15
why not just spend that cash on a ticket to a tropical islabd instead of looking orange?
arandomusernameaa 20
doesn't say they used a tanning bed.
stargirl_95 24
Because everyone can afford that...
AerBear115 15
And that's why we don't use tanning beds! Sorry op! Hope they get better!
glabberfasted 16
Who said she was using a tanning bed?? Man, these comments are full of assumptions.
_noelani_ 8
Did anyone else think about her having to rip off the bandaid from her 'crispy nips' afterwards... Ouch
EbyKat 16
Tanning is bad for you. I have seen people defend it. I get why people do it but the bottom line is any exposure to uv rays is bad for your skin including the sun. But the sun at least has the benefit of giving you vitamin D. I really think we need to get to finding people sexy no matter what the color of their skin is. If you are naturally pale then rock it.
DanielleinDC 33
Tanning is bad, but if you're going to do it, you might want to consider putting something on your nips so they don't get scorched next time. Something called "sunscreen" might be good. Something called a "bikini" would be even better.
katties 27
Is it just me that wouldn't wanna tan on my nipples and maybe then get cancer in them...?
mike024207626 1
Another fake story
Alicia_alex 2
Ouch girl, I felt that.
Xotoolyxo 16
Don't those things have timers on them?
tr_guy79 7
Didnt think you were the tanning type...