Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box....

By jerdub93 - 19/11/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML

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By every1luvsboners | 11

#3605849 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:23

Hey, wait, my Rice Krispies are moving.

By sunsetsbetween56 | 3

#3605813 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:19

Must have been good for you to keep eating it..

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By pinecone1414 | 6

#3605811 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:18

Wow... Bad store managemant

Xr70r7 | 4

#3605861 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:24

Ahhh two year old cereal! That's the best stuff:)

kevsnev | 7

#3605885 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:25

FYL, but happy birthday :D

PopsicleLicker | 0

#3605897 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:27

vintage cereal. Yum!

FYLDeep | 25

#3605989 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:38

Unless they went to an antique shop, I'm pretty sure the cereal didn't spend it's time aging at a store. It's more likely that it sat around in the OP's house for 3 years.

MyPetNinja | 14

#3606029 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:43

Sometimes it can. Me and my mom got three year old sour cream from coborns, and we actually ate some before realizing it.

raphanne_fml | 33

#3606077 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:50

#31 Could you tell us where exactly do you grocery shop, so that we can avoid this place?

ohsheet | 8

#3606111 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:56

Well it obvisously didn't taste expired if you didn't realize that when you took the first bite...

Damn_Hippster | 11

#3606319 - Saturday 19 November 2011 17:38

As long as it was lucky charms then it's still ok to eat.

MyPetNinja | 14

#3606661 - Saturday 19 November 2011 19:37

35- Coborns... They're retarded, they even put there Monster in the dog food section.

murdersquirrel | 15

#3607124 - Saturday 19 November 2011 23:16

OP didn't say it's his birthday, at all...just that the cereal expired on his birthday two years ago.

icanhazblivions | 1

#3607969 - Sunday 20 November 2011 3:02

exactly.

goaliemkl123 | 8

#3608588 - Sunday 20 November 2011 6:14

Doesn't it taste....a little off??

dirtbiker267 | 0

#3612366 - Monday 21 November 2011 1:30

Actually I don't think it would taste that bad probaly just stale and the milk would help that

That0therguy | 4

#3613715 - Monday 21 November 2011 7:36

Or bad house management.

By sunsetsbetween56 | 3

#3605813 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:19

Must have been good for you to keep eating it..

hemz_fml | 13

#3606096 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:54

Lmao I hope you feel better but once you said it expired two years ago I bursted put laughing...memories...not very pleasant with expired food :(

raphanne_fml | 33

#3606129 - Saturday 19 November 2011 17:00

Oh! A thread jacker going number 2!

kirsty1551 | 3

#3606201 - Saturday 19 November 2011 17:17

who says she kept eating it?

medotcom | 0

#3606526 - Saturday 19 November 2011 18:56

So is this person 2 years old?

SillyFart | 7

#3608505 - Sunday 20 November 2011 5:48

That's what she said

bitchslapped22 | 14

#3615063 - Monday 21 November 2011 15:50

He never mentioned that he kept eating it

By yeezheng | 6

#3605814 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:19

Hey time to take some laxatives! U don't want those things in your stomach for long . For all u know there maybe maggots. Better play safe than sorry.

IndiRae | 9

#3605858 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:24

Yes. You ate some chewy Fruitloops, now go puke/shit your guts out for a few hours.

murdersquirrel | 15

#3605905 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:28

I would hope OP would've noticed maggots.

Jaxx66 | 21

#3605965 - Saturday 19 November 2011 16:35

I think OP would see maggots. They are hard to miss.

toelie | 24

#3606396 - Saturday 19 November 2011 18:08

Some extra protein never hurt anyone.

fadingfaith | 4

#3606442 - Saturday 19 November 2011 18:22

That happened to me once, but the cereal wasn't expired. I was eating some Cheerios and I didn't notice the maggots until I ate two spoonfuls. It was gross.