Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML
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every1luvsboners
| 11
Hey, wait, my Rice Krispies are moving.
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sunsetsbetween56
| 3
Must have been good for you to keep eating it..
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pinecone1414
| 6
Wow... Bad store managemant
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Xr70r7
| 4
Ahhh two year old cereal! That's the best stuff:)
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kevsnev
| 7
FYL, but happy birthday :D
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PopsicleLicker
| 0
vintage cereal. Yum!
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FYLDeep
| 25
Unless they went to an antique shop, I'm pretty sure the cereal didn't spend it's time aging at a store. It's more likely that it sat around in the OP's house for 3 years.
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MyPetNinja
| 14
Sometimes it can. Me and my mom got three year old sour cream from coborns, and we actually ate some before realizing it.
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raphanne_fml
| 33
#31 Could you tell us where exactly do you grocery shop, so that we can avoid this place?
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ohsheet
| 8
Well it obvisously didn't taste expired if you didn't realize that when you took the first bite...
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
As long as it was lucky charms then it's still ok to eat.
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MyPetNinja
| 14
35- Coborns... They're retarded, they even put there Monster in the dog food section.
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murdersquirrel
| 15
OP didn't say it's his birthday, at all...just that the cereal expired on his birthday two years ago.
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icanhazblivions
| 1
exactly.
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goaliemkl123
| 8
Doesn't it taste....a little off??
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dirtbiker267
| 0
Actually I don't think it would taste that bad probaly just stale and the milk would help that
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That0therguy
| 4
Or bad house management.
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sunsetsbetween56
| 3
Must have been good for you to keep eating it..
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hemz_fml
| 13
Lmao I hope you feel better but once you said it expired two years ago I bursted put laughing...memories...not very pleasant with expired food :(
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raphanne_fml
| 33
Oh! A thread jacker going number 2!
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kirsty1551
| 3
who says she kept eating it?
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medotcom
| 0
So is this person 2 years old?
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SillyFart
| 7
That's what she said
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bitchslapped22
| 14
He never mentioned that he kept eating it
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yeezheng
| 6
Hey time to take some laxatives! U don't want those things in your stomach for long . For all u know there maybe maggots. Better play safe than sorry.
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IndiRae
| 9
Yes. You ate some chewy Fruitloops, now go puke/shit your guts out for a few hours.
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murdersquirrel
| 15
I would hope OP would've noticed maggots.
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Jaxx66
| 21
I think OP would see maggots. They are hard to miss.
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toelie
| 25
Some extra protein never hurt anyone.
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fadingfaith
| 4
That happened to me once, but the cereal wasn't expired. I was eating some Cheerios and I didn't notice the maggots until I ate two spoonfuls. It was gross.
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FYLDeep
| 25
#55 - You should have submitted that. That's a better FML than the OP's.
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Skinnynikki
| 4
Ew. Did you eat maggots then?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Wow, new Fear Factor candidates over here.
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AshleighNason
| 24
how did you not notice earlier??
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funkywhiteboy98
| 0
ooh sucks for u!
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baconftw
| 9
If i had a nickel for every time someone said this on an fml.. we know it sucks, its an FML
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superjewwwwww
| 0
Sucks to suck
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J3R3MYY
| 14
Wait.. what??
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fluorescentadole_fml
| 8
big whoop -.-
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farhil
| 14
WHOOP
There ya go
There ya go
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every1luvsboners
| 11
Hey, wait, my Rice Krispies are moving.
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ItsTheKing
| 10
Um that's nothing, it's the snap, crackle, pop you're seeing. Yeah that's it.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Such an awesome cereal.
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
I've heard them crackle and pop but never snap.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Tastes so good- make you wanna slap yo momma!
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MyPetNinja
| 14
Sorry OP :/ I did the same thing but with sour cream... Luckily I only ate about 2 bites, my mom wasn't so lucky...
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awagh666
| 14
So it runs in the family, eh?
Family fear factor
Family fear factor
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baygirl564
| 9
What a lovely way to start the day
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Peach3
| 1
And that's why you ALWAYS CHECK THE DATE!
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mango260
| 9
Hahaha so TRUE! I have a habit of finishing my meal and then check the expiration date, I don't know whether if I should vomit or not lol :/