Ahhh two year old cereal! That's the best stuff:)

FYL, but happy birthday :D

vintage cereal. Yum!

Unless they went to an antique shop, I'm pretty sure the cereal didn't spend it's time aging at a store. It's more likely that it sat around in the OP's house for 3 years.

Sometimes it can. Me and my mom got three year old sour cream from coborns, and we actually ate some before realizing it.

#31 Could you tell us where exactly do you grocery shop, so that we can avoid this place?

Well it obvisously didn't taste expired if you didn't realize that when you took the first bite...

As long as it was lucky charms then it's still ok to eat.

35- Coborns... They're retarded, they even put there Monster in the dog food section.

OP didn't say it's his birthday, at all...just that the cereal expired on his birthday two years ago.

exactly.

Doesn't it taste....a little off??

Actually I don't think it would taste that bad probaly just stale and the milk would help that

Or bad house management.

Lmao I hope you feel better but once you said it expired two years ago I bursted put laughing...memories...not very pleasant with expired food :(

Oh! A thread jacker going number 2!

who says she kept eating it?

So is this person 2 years old?

That's what she said

He never mentioned that he kept eating it

Yes. You ate some chewy Fruitloops, now go puke/shit your guts out for a few hours.

I would hope OP would've noticed maggots.

I think OP would see maggots. They are hard to miss.

Some extra protein never hurt anyone.

That happened to me once, but the cereal wasn't expired. I was eating some Cheerios and I didn't notice the maggots until I ate two spoonfuls. It was gross.

#55 - You should have submitted that. That's a better FML than the OP's.

Ew. Did you eat maggots then?

Wow, new Fear Factor candidates over here.

how did you not notice earlier??

If i had a nickel for every time someone said this on an fml.. we know it sucks, its an FML

Wait.. what??

WHOOP There ya go

Um that's nothing, it's the snap, crackle, pop you're seeing. Yeah that's it.

Such an awesome cereal.

I've heard them crackle and pop but never snap.

Tastes so good- make you wanna slap yo momma!

So it runs in the family, eh? Family fear factor

Hahaha so TRUE! I have a habit of finishing my meal and then check the expiration date, I don't know whether if I should vomit or not lol :/