By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
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Shock98 0

oh the irony. i highly doubt your life is ****** though...

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Endymion_fml 0

Ouch. Hope it wasn't big enough to need one of them.

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Endymion_fml 0

Ouch. Hope it wasn't big enough to need one of them.

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nam3 0

the box is made of cardboard how do u get a paper cut from that

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americayay 0

www.mylifeisaverage.com

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HahaYDI 0

This is one of those moments we need a "...okay then what happened" button

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KiSsKiZzy 0

I think that's why it's a FML

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americayay 0

Lol. It got moderated before because of how I worded it, but I think you're looking for mylifeisaverage, not fmylife.

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UnicornsDoExist 0

wasnt this on mlia? lol

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mubaki 18

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/24664

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HahaYDI 0

104 just gave us proof this is fake, I mean how often does that really happen

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itissoyourfault 0

It's not fake, it can really happen. My friend did that before.

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pingpongdj 0

then you open the band aid and use it. how's this an fml i don't understand. just a cut.

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yaintime21 0

hahhahah short n sweet. one of the better fmls.

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xianwei 0

yup. moderators should reject these lame fmls.

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leero 0

oh, didn't you hear? MLIA now means My Life Is Awesome. If you've read any submissions lately...

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jonny2x4 0

Ironic and plausible, but a stupid FML. Walk it off woman.

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log1k 3

ya, this is more like a MLIA (mylifeisaverage)

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kaprookie 3

pingpong dj she di because of how ironic it was dumbass

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Shock98 0

oh the irony. i highly doubt your life is ****** though...

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mcpicklejar 0

i giggked though, thats more than any other other fml

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DoomJeff91 2

Maybe the box had AIDS.

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NickyK 25

It is ****** up.. He now has 2 cuts Spode to 1.

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Aimskool 10

Haha! Thats amazing. I actually laughed while reading this. :)

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pingpongdj 0

it's a dumb cut why if your life fked cos you got a cut?

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boner_93 2

while hilarious, there's no way this is an fml.

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philly8608 0

Hope the paramedics were able to stop the bleeding before the cold hands of death reached you. Since when did minor inconveniences become indictors that life is f'ed? Seriously OP you got a papercut, get over it.

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fieldhockyluva24 4

No her life isn't really ******. That's why it is an expression! Stop taking it so damn literal.

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philly8608 0

Oh really? Her life really isn't literally ******? Thanks for clearing that up. Here I thought that FML stood was a way of saying something bad or embarrassing happened to you. The OP's paper cut barely moves the needle of the "bad shit happened to me" detector from "normal" to "wow, your life must be pretty good if this is it ******." Is this is an FML then stuff like "Today, I got a cold. It was 85 degrees outside." also qualify.

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epaisseur 0

whatever is up your ass, philly, needs to be checked on.

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Entity4Infinity 0

im trying to figure out how this got on the site?

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rhenerlau 17

It's about the irony of the whole thing...trying to put a bandage on a cut, getting another cut in the process.

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DeathcoreDashie 11

I'm pretty sure anyone who has the time to post on FML doesn't actually have a ****** life.

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