Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, a day after I went to the beach and fell asleep in the sun without applying sunscreen, I woke up to find myself looking like a lobster, with the worst tan lines possible. On top of that, I had to go to a wedding, and when I walked in, my cousin asked if I had “taken a bath in some tomato soup.” FML
Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML
Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML
Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML
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pencilmustache 0
rule of thumb: stop tanning. oopma loompa's are not cute. neither is skin cancer.
TerAki 0
Raccoons are awesome.
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Comments (110)
hhhhyoyoyo 1
haha! first comment
cyberhoy 3
we don't care stop posting this bull
Meowff 0
janeaudghk, I hate you. I hope you drown in a lake. And that sucks! I'm sure you can explain what happened.
i_like_chicks 0
that sucks... yeah stop ******* posting that. its really pissing me off. like a bunch of kids -.-
iValerest 6
Fall asleep on your other side lol
iceex56 0
yeahh ^ hahaha :) sorry though OP, just explain if they ask:)
marrrrgo 0
cheel guys
DaDezza244 31
What?
cheerleader1313 0
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA, im sorry.. that sucks
kspy 0
should have used a higher spf...
pearls 0
don't worry, they'll understand
Meow34 0
...this doesn't deserve to be a FML
Tehalon 0
YDI for wearing sunglasses while sunbathing. Im kinda jealous tbh.. I tan very quickly and I don't get sunburns while I don't even use sunblock, people think im from north africa after spending a day in the sun :( Wish i could stay white and still go outside.