Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, my new bikini must be cheap as shit because I tanned nicely where I put on sunscreen, but where I didn’t apply it under the bikini I’ve gotten super red sunburn on my butt, my lady bits, and my boobs. My nipples look like the ends of red felt tip pens. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
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AmAzInG123456789 10
I hear if you add a little pepper, crispy nips can be a nice party appetizer.
JustKittyKat 24
Hello titty I dub thee "Bacon Nips"
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Comments (108)
flamingice13 11
hello crispy's?
miss_jules 11
If you really must tan, put sunscreen on sensitive areas that don't see the sun often! Who would want tanned nipples anyway? Just my opinion, but dark aeriolas and nipples do not look attractive.
katties 27
Well, people like different colours, but I don't think anyone likes nipples that has burned to look like they've gotten herpes... Anyway, the idea to tan the nipples seems strange to me
QueenSaru 28
What about people who are naturally dark? What does it matter what colour someone's aureolas/nipples are?
clue_me_in 20
I don't understand why people don't just spray tan. It has to be better than being under those lights. I personally think if you want to tan and not look like a ghost, then do it, but at least be smart about it.
FML_14u2c 14
Photo or it didn't happen. :-D Seriously though, I hope you feel better soon.
_G0D_ 9
So you tan naked?
jweb1434 6
Wasn't there a timer?
BenAfro 2
I got some afteR Burn Lotions.. I'll help you...
TopHatNinja68 6
Stay outa those things
darkfireflame 15
Well now I know what I want my girlfriend to use for pasties...
Wildghost123 13
I would not recommend tanning for a while