By extra crispy or original recipe - 16/02/2014 22:23 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML
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AmAzInG123456789 10

I hear if you add a little pepper, crispy nips can be a nice party appetizer.

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miss_jules 11

If you really must tan, put sunscreen on sensitive areas that don't see the sun often! Who would want tanned nipples anyway? Just my opinion, but dark aeriolas and nipples do not look attractive.

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katties 27

Well, people like different colours, but I don't think anyone likes nipples that has burned to look like they've gotten herpes... Anyway, the idea to tan the nipples seems strange to me

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QueenSaru 28

What about people who are naturally dark? What does it matter what colour someone's aureolas/nipples are?

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clue_me_in 20

I don't understand why people don't just spray tan. It has to be better than being under those lights. I personally think if you want to tan and not look like a ghost, then do it, but at least be smart about it.

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FML_14u2c 14

Photo or it didn't happen. :-D Seriously though, I hope you feel better soon.

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jweb1434 6

Wasn't there a timer?

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BenAfro 2

I got some afteR Burn Lotions.. I'll help you...

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darkfireflame 15

Well now I know what I want my girlfriend to use for pasties...

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Wildghost123 13

I would not recommend tanning for a while

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