Love: Remember bars?

Remember bars?

By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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You deserved it 5 301

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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You deserved it 3 107

By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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You deserved it 5 049

Forget it

By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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You deserved it 17 574

By Noname - 25/11/2008 18:05 - Canada

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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Inspired22 11

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:47

If it was genuine, you'll hear about it again!

lostboy910 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:53

They say ppl speak the truth while drunk so you'll most likely hear about it again.

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Inspired22 11

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:47

If it was genuine, you'll hear about it again!

mejiiaa 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:25

Drunken words are sober thoughts

NewMetalGirl 14

Monday 20 August 2012 18:52

A little over a year ago my best friend, while drunk, texted me saying he loved me more than his girlfriend. However even after they broke up he never brought it up again. So it's not always brought up again.

r0ji 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:49

Go for it anyway.

quicheme45 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:33

You no it!!

doom_2 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:51

Aw. Hopefully things work out!

lostboy910 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:53

They say ppl speak the truth while drunk so you'll most likely hear about it again.

karpaltunnell 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:53

Seems like something that would happen on "he's just not that into you"

shazzababes 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:54

I'm sure he'll propose, just next time, hopefully he's sober.

yabrett 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:54

why did he call back later and hungover? he probably remembers but isnt drunk enough to have the guts to say anything, I'd ask him about it if I was you and you'll probably get a straight answer

meganannee 0

Monday 2 May 2011 7:26

exactly what I was thinking, how'd he remember to call her back if he had no recollection of their conversation? sounds like someones bluffing to me!

Helldemon 32

Wednesday 25 May 2016 9:28

Well, it's her best friend supposedly so maybe he just called to say hi, or maybe just talk about how drunk he got last night. It is certainly possible he is just afraid to talk about it now that he is sober though.

Eros_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:56

people do NOT always speak truth when drunk

ilaughatfmls 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:59

I'm sure he has some recollection of it...

dirtyhippie 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:05

Bring it up yourself - life is too short! I was wondering the same as #7 myself. If he doesn't know how you feel about him then he is probably reluctant to risk your friendship or just doesn't want to be rejected.