Work: Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping...

By Shameonme - 26/10/2008 16:04 - Morocco

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By pisspantsjob - 31/07/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML

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Daydream believer

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 17:01

Today, I apparently fell asleep during a work Zoom meeting. I awoke to no meeting on my screen and an e-mail from my boss saying I was terminated, and to do something about my "sleep apnea." FML

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You deserved it 954

By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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You deserved it 15 668

By OPforonepiece - 19/02/2016 14:38 - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep for a couple of seconds. I can honestly say she wouldn't stop talking and didn't even notice me snoring. FML

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You deserved it 2 820

By fitzy79 - 31/01/2014 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML

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Exhausted

By Anonymous - 22/11/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML

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You deserved it 407

By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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You deserved it 41 627

Frozen

By Anonymous - 22/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I almost got fired from my job because I was caught "sleeping" during a virtual meeting. I wasn't asleep; I was on mute, and my internet froze while I was mid-yawn. It took a while for my boss to grapple with and understand the concept, but still… FML

I agree, your life sucks 430

You deserved it 72

jennaleighhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 14:07

why were you sleeping at a "very important meeting"? you silly, silly person.

Saluton 18

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:25

Well, Bruce Wayne slept at meetings too.

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pezadora420 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:06

hahaha niiiicceee.

jennaleighhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 14:07

why were you sleeping at a "very important meeting"? you silly, silly person.

Boomi 38

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:58

Guess they didn't get enough sleep.

Saluton 18

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:25

Well, Bruce Wayne slept at meetings too.

billyz77 24

Monday 7 January 2013 17:35

Yeah, and look what happened to him. He lost Wayne Industries.

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:13

YDI for falling asleep..

Ohnothingreally 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 13:16

She could have been sleepy. People's body systems are different. Some people need more sleep than others. Be understanding.

schrodingersdog 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 0:01

That's what caffeine is for

willumkongo 11

Wednesday 25 November 2015 8:06

some people like me don't get affected by caffeine.

Madman85 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:29

Wow, brilliant. I choked on my gum while reading this. If it's any consolation, I'm at work.

CrazyTheRaver 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 7:38

I agree with #1... Gotta spice things up!

popoman 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:43

I hope you got fired.

sanahk 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:00

bach t3allam! lol

railfan_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 0:06

just have some coffee before you leave.

RatIsKing 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 19:48

"well be right back after these messages from binford tools!"

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Today, my wife waited until we’d been married for two weeks to tell me she has a mountain of credit card debt that she’s been hiding from me. This explains why she insisted the mortgage and car be in my name, her credit score is so low that it’s almost a double digit FML

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Today, for my husband's birthday next weekend, I booked a holiday which he was happy about… until I told him it was a surprise family holiday so I'd invited his kids and their families. Now he doesn’t want to go and has made up a fake work emergency. He’s a bus driver. FML

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Today, my boyfriend turned down a job that would have more than doubled his income because he didn't want to upset his current boss by quitting. FML

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Today, it seems my mom didn’t believe me when I told her multiple times I was not going to my nasty bitch sister's wedding. Then she acted surprised and outraged when, shocker, I didn’t go, and has been leaving me texts and voicemails for over an hour. FML

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Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML

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Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML

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Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

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Today, as I spent my last $6 on groceries, the woman at the register gave me a dirty look because I declined to donate $1 to a children's charity. My six year-old son immediately chimed in with, "Mommy, why aren't you helping the poor children?" FML

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Daydream believer

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