Work: Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping...

By Shameonme - 26/10/2008 16:04 - Morocco

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By pisspantsjob - 31/07/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML

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Daydream believer

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 17:01

Today, I apparently fell asleep during a work Zoom meeting. I awoke to no meeting on my screen and an e-mail from my boss saying I was terminated, and to do something about my "sleep apnea." FML

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By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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You deserved it 15 666

By OPforonepiece - 19/02/2016 14:38 - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep for a couple of seconds. I can honestly say she wouldn't stop talking and didn't even notice me snoring. FML

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By fitzy79 - 31/01/2014 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 340

You deserved it 41 622

By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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You deserved it 12 937

Nighty night

By leogs23 - 07/03/2021 14:02

Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML

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You deserved it 1 781

jennaleighhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 14:07

why were you sleeping at a "very important meeting"? you silly, silly person.

Saluton 18

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:25

Well, Bruce Wayne slept at meetings too.

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pezadora420 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:06

hahaha niiiicceee.

jennaleighhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 14:07

why were you sleeping at a "very important meeting"? you silly, silly person.

Boomi 38

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:58

Guess they didn't get enough sleep.

Saluton 18

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:25

Well, Bruce Wayne slept at meetings too.

billyz77 24

Monday 7 January 2013 17:35

Yeah, and look what happened to him. He lost Wayne Industries.

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:13

YDI for falling asleep..

Ohnothingreally 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 13:16

She could have been sleepy. People's body systems are different. Some people need more sleep than others. Be understanding.

schrodingersdog 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 0:01

That's what caffeine is for

willumkongo 11

Wednesday 25 November 2015 8:06

some people like me don't get affected by caffeine.

Madman85 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:29

Wow, brilliant. I choked on my gum while reading this. If it's any consolation, I'm at work.

CrazyTheRaver 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 7:38

I agree with #1... Gotta spice things up!

popoman 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:43

I hope you got fired.

sanahk 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:00

bach t3allam! lol

railfan_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 0:06

just have some coffee before you leave.

RatIsKing 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 19:48

"well be right back after these messages from binford tools!"

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Daydream believer

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