Run away time!

By CreepedOut - 09/03/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
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curlgirl1311 0

ewww! that really sucks! :(

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shadow33456 1

ydi for not letting him pee on you

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Jdelakas 0

you let people pee on the subway? gosh silly yanks. here our subways are clean.

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st0n333d 0

silly forginers we piss everywhere! besides we make up for good dental care and taxes ^_^. ( as of now till congress passes obamanations bill )

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Prototype12 0

I had a 8-legged cow run after me once while it was still eating a 4 year old kid. True Story

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Cristaderzi 0

We dont let anything: Its just when those crazies pull a knife or gun then hey its not my subway after all so why should I die for it LOL

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MetroidSlayer01 8

@35, are you by any chance suggesting that the fine users of fml would ever post a fake story? that is rediculous good sir.

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princess09 3

what does ftw means?

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princess09 3

lol I doubt it means that, but u still made me laugh :-)

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TapeMan_3000 0

lol the british guy. no we don't "let" people do it, but stuff happens. that's like saying "in my country, we don't let people steal stuff, so it never happens cause they aren't allowed too!"

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DonkeyDelight 0

31, I really hope you know that's a stereotype. The dental in other places than the States is absoloutely fine, you tart.

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SeedlessMe 13

Yeah, sadly I knew it was NY before i looked.. Gotta love it, it's the city where there is NEVER a boring night out.

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M4V3R1CKR13 0

did u get a 5 doller foot long all over ur face

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deathcab7 0

ew . what a derranged fellow hobo. i would scream and run away! or kick him. whatever works :P

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Raiden353 0

#13 epic win! Also maybe you should've peed on the hobo. That would've showed him!

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jonmansheppard 9

kick him in the balls while you see them xD

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epicfailburger 0

Today, I was sleeping and I suddenly woke up and had too pee. I pissed in the corner and I suddenly wanted to give the person there a hi five. as I was running towards them, I forgot to "put up my drawbridge"

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xXSc3n1cXx 0

that shoulda been the first thing to happen

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AznWaffle8 0

If he did that, then it would fly EVERYWHERE... And who knows how dirty hobos can be?

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Rustbin 0

Because they are rebels and don't do that conformist stuff

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Sirin_fml 46

I suspect the OP called the bum's grandmother a GILF, questioned his Hobo ancestry, smashed a vodka bottle over his own head, and things just followed on naturally from there. Hence, YDI. That or the trolls are out this morning.

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SephoraSocialite 0

yeah the rebels think probably ydi you went into the subway. you're just ******* living your life out and shit happens out of your control- sorry OP but that definitely dampens the day specially if they peed on you.

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evilpieboy 0

lol... dampens... lmao... ahhh thats such a terible pun but i still laughed at it

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CYNNER 0

Nothing like getting a golden shower on the subway. (^.^)

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