Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Top comments
jDCrackpot 7
It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.
dreaswi 3
I think that is actually a good idea.
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Comments (273)
wolleiy 3
Did it work?
HolyPotato 9
What I'm wondering aha.
caseDL6 12
so what? if its warm out or if you're exercising, i think its better to do, especially if you have big boobs.
waitwhatsgoingon 18
THAT DAMN NEIGHBOR!!! I LOVE YOUR PICTURE!
marpay 11
I am thin and don't have big **** but on hot days or when I workout I do this. It has nothing to do with weight. You can't control where you sweat but you can make sure you don't stink from it.
loller27 6
is it weird that i find this attractive?
dumboears 8
Lil bit.
lkalili 7
Not really
Swiftly 0
Very.
jn4523 0
Very
Rainbowbright99 4
Bad idea, that'll give ya tit cancer. I just suffer through it when I work out, and then take a shower. The talc powder was a good idea though.
mandababez 0
Cancer from deodorant really !? 0.o thats crazy
periwinkle95 10
I guess everything these days gives you cancer. Like come on, really? I think you should research that a little more.
Trix_Disorder 20
Supposedly the aluminum that is in anti-sweat deodorant causes cancer, yes.
Calyx_fml 22
Not cancer; Alzheimer's. Neither has been proven.
dumboears 8
Everything gives you cancer in this day and age. I'm gonna die eventually, might as well have nice smelling boobs when I do go!
cmc9540 4
The aluminum in antiperspirant clogs your pores which can lead to cancer. It is true. Deodorant that isn't an antiperspirant is fine to use though.
RedPillSucks 33
She's talking about the aluminum in most antiperspirant. There's speculation that it can cause cancer. I don't feel like looking up the studies that prove or disprove this.
ChelseaGrin112 14
Yeah, because of the aluminum in most deodorants, it can cause breast cancer for women.
hateevryone 15
eww stinky breasts
mandababez 0
Put baby powder it help u sweat less
Hammer940 7
Holy huge ******* batman!!
ayameookami 0
Lol I don't see what's so fml about this actually. Boob sweat is totally natural, I have to do the same thing almost every day :P just means you probably have medium or large sized boobs XD
64ponygirl 1
DD*
alenabraley 3
That's actually pretty common. Try using some scented baby powder after you get out of the shower every day instead. That's what I do!
sucks2buuuuuu 0
It common cause ur fat too !!!!
5HT2A 5
194- learn how to spell before you insult someone you piece of shit.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Bet'cha feel like a real big man now don'cha? I guess you're from the society where it is believed that real men insult random people about their appearance on the internet because that is the epitome of aggression and masculinity.