Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Top comments
jDCrackpot 7
It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.
dreaswi 3
I think that is actually a good idea.
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Comments (273)
lefty619 6
Lose some weight cuz that's nasty
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Okay then you should chop off your testicles because you sweat down there and "that's nasty."
awesomeamandas 37
what part of the fml suggests OP is overweight? big boobs=/= obesity.
shockhead101 6
Lol... No comment that's just gross
l0v3p4in 7
OP, this isn't a FML, it's a FTW. Cheer up. At least you're being considerate of others and staying fresh.
ladyvidel 19
It happens. By doing that (no matter your boob size) you can also prevent low level yeast infections.
Rainbowbright99 4
Ok... If you are getting yeast infections there... Then you do need to look at how you take care of yourself. I've know about fat chicks getting fupa yeast infections too... Girls, lose weight.
desireev 18
Every woman sweats under her boobs! Small chested or large chested. It has NOTHING AT ALL to do with a womans weight! It's completely natural to sweat under your boobs! And it's a GOOD THING to freshen yourself up and use deodorant under your boobs! Don't act like you don't sweat under your boobies!!
bigdog57_fml 9
Are you a guy?
Rainbowbright99 4
No... Just speaking to girls in general. But I'm a chick.... (checks underpants) yes still a chick.
RedPillSucks 33
Oooh that's why my gf boobs taste so salty when I lick them.
babyshaft408 8
R they huge
krissynicoleEMT 2
Lol shower maybe?