Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Top comments
jDCrackpot 7
It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.
dreaswi 3
I think that is actually a good idea.
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Comments (273)
DangerousGirl91 2
So what? Everyone should do it!
GoW_Chick 15
Random but I just can't get over how gosh damn adorable your picture is, shut up I'm female I can get away with gushing over cute cat pictures. :p
GoW_Chick 15
It's not talking to myself if someone answers back! Even if it's all in my head 0.0 *twitch*
iceroyalty1984 14
I do it, too!
Jaxx66 21
Yay! Kitty's are now slowly taking over FML also! :3
sleepRX 16
Don't worry. At least you,OP, recognized the smell and are trying to find a solution.
bassmaestro 10
Antiperspirant isn't for smell... Smh
SammaWhamma 3
But the deodorant part is for smell no?
sleepRX 16
Yes, Antiperspirant deodorant's main property is to eliminate body odor.
DarkSeekerX94446 14
^ that
DeviousAngel 13
Antiperspirant would be to reduce perspiring. Deodorant in general is meant to reduce odor.
jonriise18 3
Deodorant, despite it's name isn't purely to cover BO. I just use it to smell good. Most normal people who wash shouldn't have BO, whether or not they're using deodorant. I know that sometimes if I forget to put deodorant on, even AFTER work I don't smell bad!
Amy78_fml 11
I do that if it's hot outside.
Omg_its_Chloe 6
Yeah, totally. It's not that big of a deal. Just good hygiene really. Besides, sweat under the breasts is actually quite common.
dreaswi 3
I think that is actually a good idea.
Tiecho 4
YDI, that sick- wash your tities!
GoW_Chick 15
I agree you should always wash your tatas, but sweat is a natural thing for humans to experience even in odd places, for example guys sweat in their testicular area and they can't really help that.
kerrwoof 13
Yes, because she's going to stop what she's doing to go wash her breasts everytime they start to sweat.. Use your head.
Namerkp2 8
25- Well... yeah but I've never put deodorant on my testicular area (not that I'm disagreeing with the point you're making)
amandamanda8 6
Hahah yeah who the f would?!
emilyjgraham 34
maybe not deodorant, that hurts genitals! talc powder is a god send though!
paradiseisland01 0
Sorry to say it , but I think you need a better bra, that fits !
KRS_13 0
That has nothing to do with the fact that her boobs sweat..
osteobabe 13
If you have a large chest it gets hot under there, especially if you sweat it out at the gym!
Hollandiscrazy 12
Nice shirt! Jack Daniels and sweaty *******. Nice mental image
smrtass81 3
Air them things out if they get so hot. The bigger the better
Sumo69 9
You have to just let them air out in the breeze take it all
kimmi41509 10
Every girl with bigger boobs gets boob sweat. I do too. It's normal.
Sumo69 9
Said it once for each boob?
kimmi41509 10
It's no different than guy's ball sweat. Actually that's more gross. Boob sweat doesn't smell like ball cheese!
incognito1520 20
If it's no difference why is ball sweat more gross? Ball sweat is unpleasant, and I'm sure breast sweat is too.
kimmi41509 10
Boob sweat doesn't smell. And from horror stories I've heard, ball sweat does. I mean it's no different because a lot of guys on here are saying its gross, but I guess they forgot they sweat in unpleasant places too. But then again some guys still believe girls don't fart or shit, so I have no sympathy for them!
random1st 2
True story
DomDomxoxo 16
I totally agree ballsweat is nasty especially if it's furry down there loll
l0v3p4in 7
Ball sweat smells because of the natural physiological location. They are located right there next to the anus and urethra. Especially odiferous if the guy doesn't clean well or even if he just used the bathroom, those dribbles of urine can drop right on the testicular sac. Urine is like perfume/cologne, even one drop can permeate the area if strong enough. It's graphic yes, but oh so true.
kimmi41509 10
Thank you for that wonderful mental image and insight, after I just ate dinner.
DomDomxoxo 16
That was very educational. And yes, balls smell like pee, poo & sweat.
SoSickWithIt 14
Girls don't fart.
l0v3p4in 7
You are quite welcome. :) *Holds out barf bag.*
smrtass81 3
Only pretty girls don't fart or shit.
DomDomxoxo 16
Says the smartass