Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Top comments
jDCrackpot 7
It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.
dreaswi 3
I think that is actually a good idea.
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Comments (273)
skodizle29 7
That's not even that big of a deal lol, it's kinda hot actually
HolyPotato 9
I've done that before, it's okay!
88sforlife 0
If u have a large chest it gets hot under there especially if u sweat it out at they gym.
kingrattus 3
Enjoy giving yourself breast cancer. Read the study done about it. I believe the study was done in the UK
ehh_why_not 6
might wanna put it other places as well.. in your buttcrack or bellybutton, sweaty
grace12898 0
I think it's horrible how many negative comments this thing got
usnwife 18
Thin people can also have big boobs. I do! And I hate it... I get sweaty there way more than if like, but its really no big deal :/
oldirtybasterdSE 0
That just means you have nice boobs
SaturnV 25
Wow, the first eight comments were hidden due to being thumbed down a lot. I don't think I've ever seen so many hidden comments in a row. Upon reading them, it was obvious why though. There seem to be a lot of misconceptions about this issue. It's really nothing to freak out about, people. OP was simply taking hygienic precautions that a lot of women (should) take. If you consider the anatomical similarities between the underarm and under-breast, it really doesn't seem quite so disgusting or unreasonable, does it?
lol_ironic_life 9
Don't be ashamed OP :) It happens on really hot 90 degree and humid days and being outside all day. I use powder or deodorant and also make sure that you change bras frequently, or wash your bras often. The problem should go away soon!