Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Top comments
jDCrackpot 7
It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.
dreaswi 3
I think that is actually a good idea.
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Comments (273)
Cyndragosa 2
Sports bras all the time will just make a uni-boob, and push up bras only look good on girls with no boobs! If the OP is C cup or bigger they'd just be at her neck!
bubo_fml 11
Sounds reasonable...Give me a call if you need a more "hands on" approach...
ehh_why_not 6
you want to touch (or do other things to) her sweaty, salty boobs?
bubo_fml 11
ehh_why_not?!?!
KYLAisaBITCH 4
This isn't an FML kind of thing: I know many people who put deodorant there (including myself) to keep them from sweating or at least stop the stink if they do sweat. It's not uncommon. :
cherry72 13
It happens...at least you did something to solve the problem.
cykedelic 1
No biggie OP. I do it all the time just cuz it makes my bra more comfortable when I'm not sweaty.
xRyanGorox 0
Better question how did you know it was coming from there? I have to sincerely question the reality if this fml
cykedelic 1
OP didn't say it smelled.
Shafreeka 8
It's not because of stink. It's because of sweating under her rack. It really doesn't smell but doesn't feel great. EVERYONE SWEATS!
br0ccoli 15
Use 'shower to shower' scented powder. I love that stuff.
perdix 31
The IBTC is having a party!
perdix 31
It's the 487th Annual Schadenfreude Dance!
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
That's normal-- what is abnormal is admitting it. Hence why many men are ignorant of the practice I don't do it, but don't be too embarrassed