By Anonymous - 06/04/2012 07:24 - United States - Everett

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 610
You deserved it 27 960

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.

It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?


It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?

aren't most deodorants cheaper than Febreze too?

rr1chard17 1

Hey it's all good! Keep it fresh!

TayonaC 10

It's like using Carpet freshener as baby powder.

mel_aka_mic 5

26- Talking from experience?

Xquisite1 28

40- It's called an ANALOGY, no need to be a bitch by insulting #26.

MizzErikaHart 8

It's like using whiskey for mouthwash.

blackheart24 10

Sounds like the hobo who uses windex...

Trying to find deodorant should be a breeze OP. Like #1 said, you shouldn't even break a sweat trying to find a can. Now, while this can wouldn't last you for Eternity, I'm sure you can find some way to Escape from using that Febreeze. Maybe you can add some good ol' Spice to your day by not worrying about how you smell and being your self. Most of the deodorant companies that claim they smell good are just full of hot air. Plus, deodorants have varying smells of different Degrees. Axe yourself this: Is deoderant really that much of an Obsession that you had to use Febreeze?

Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.

Icejza_DaChilla 7

Armpits smell because of bacteria that grows in our perspiration. Salt inhibits the growth of bacteria. When desperate and out of deodorant use a heavily salted solution and it'll get ya until you can buy some legit deodorant.

allthatandmore 0

Shouldn't you always have deoderant though?

xXxIracebethxXx 14

71 - Not everyone can afford deodorant. It's like eight ******* dollars for one stick, and not even the good kind. OP, my advice is if you have a boyfriend or husband, just use their deodorant stick. It's alot better than spraying yourself with Febreze, which, in my opinion, smells like shit.

my mom did that for a parent teacher conference

tweetbaby14 18

What deodorant are you buying that's more than five bucks?

allthatandmore 0

87- my dove deodorant costs $4.

I don't know where you buy deodorant but most dollar stores sell them for a buck. 8$ is outrageous, I buy secret for $4.

Done it.....when ya don't have pit-stop right there you'll try anything!

How is this getting thumbed down? Pitstop is another term for deoderant. It's a great idea when ya don't have any other options! Been someplace and realize you've forgotten? It's a great fix!

blcksocks 19
LO388 7
mlkeb73 0

What kind was it and if it smells good and it works for you your set

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Punctuation... PUNCTUATION.

iamabamf 17

She's a female. And that's still gross.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

62 - It's not a bad idea using men's deodorant/cologne, at all. It's WAY better than Febreze or that putrid-smelling Axe/Tag.

Shafreeka 8

They just put out a really good smelling Axe for ladies.

K_kanaka 26

well it beats walking around with smelly armpits.

If not, I think it should become an FML match-up.

borkchop1992 15

What's next, Windex as perfume? Lysol as mouthwash? Mr. Muscle as shampoo?

Sadly, Lysol was actually used for feminine hygiene in the 50's