Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Top comments
jDCrackpot 7
It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.
dreaswi 3
I think that is actually a good idea.
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Comments (273)
ambamm135 7
22 liquid talc eh? I must try this when summer comes :)
2cute4u_18 1
I don't see what the big deal is
xLoLa_fml 6
The first thing I did after I read this was check to see if it was a girl or a guy.
tbenson0628 14
it happens. we ladies with big boobs have lotsa issues anyway lol so we must move on from such simple ones. ???? *sigh*
mommykrissy_05 7
I have been putting deodorant or baby powder their since a was 14yrs old my mom does it and i was taught you do that when you are part of the itty bitty titty commity or you wear an over the shoulder bolder holder. Small or large you have a bra on your ribcage all day it helps.
ronniejacobs 6
Thats grody yo I was eating. FML
dumboears 8
Suck it up, buttercup.
Linkerdoodles 15
I'm surprised people haven't learned that it's a bad idea to eat while reading FMLs by now… :P
nabila21 0
WHYYYYYY?!!!?????
Calyx_fml 22
Pics or it didn't happen.
Mary1971 3
I'm jealous bc I don't have enough there to even cause a problem after an hour and a half workout at the gym. ;(
stevense 0
Oh well, just be yourself. Breast size shouldn't matter.
crimsonprodigy 15
How the **** does that work? Really I can't comprehend it...
awesomeamandas 37
the deodorant works exactly the same way it does if you put it under your arms. is that really too hard to understand?