Love: Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant....

By stanDman - 21/01/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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Tanned pits

By huulo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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Shattered

By ParkerRommel - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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Been there before

By OopsieDoopsie - 03/04/2023 04:00 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML

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Melting man

By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML

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Whiffy

By Uber Chad - 25/03/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 11:52

Lol, you should have just pulled harder. I'm sure it wasn't that stuck.

stephalicious 0

Monday 16 March 2009 7:04

once i sprayed deoterant in my hair thinking it was hairspray.. i smelled like powder all day.. FML.. hahaha

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DDDDDDD_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:20

Wow.

stephalicious 0

Monday 16 March 2009 7:04

once i sprayed deoterant in my hair thinking it was hairspray.. i smelled like powder all day.. FML.. hahaha

gabybilyk 5

Monday 4 June 2012 3:49

Haha yeah nice one....

louisianagrrrrl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:30

Hair spray isn't glue, it doesn't make sense that your arms would get stuck like that

KittehKatt 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 4:54

it's obviously a guy he has hairy armpits hence, 'hair spray'

turkeymonster39 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:49

if they haven't shaved in a while...

wesurfeveryday 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:54

lmao

oooh_dear 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 10:12

well at least you dont stink.

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 11:52

Lol, you should have just pulled harder. I'm sure it wasn't that stuck.

fml1467 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:41

hahaha thats my favorite fml ever!

UserNameWhore 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 14:34

Serves ya right for using aerosol

PeaceLoveTashi 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:16

No offense but ewwwww. Just wear deodorant. D:

closemyeyes 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:46

there is no way ever that you could get your arms stuck.

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