Gothicbunnyx3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oversharing
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
nature
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
DearLord
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Next, on The Jerry Springer Show…
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
dadoftheyear
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Manosphere dumbass
Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
badmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Pentium_4 27
7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13
bettyc4 26
Kids...they start so young these days
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Comments (248)
mmblack0599 0
People soft never finish..!!!! :D
lukywi 0
He's not even old enough. Boys hit puberty around 10..
Kayaker96 3
What.the.actual.****?
darkwillow1998 0
Why do 7 year olds jackoff!?!?!
Heinousness 0
I didn't get boners 'till 10 ( it may be 3 years, but is strange
statetiff11 0
Get it boyyy!!!!!!!!! Show em teenagers how it's done!!!!!!!!! BE PROUD TO DO IT!!!!!!!
OlaDomination 0
Son like father! x3
itaimumwiro 8
Im sorry for that
fishielover1124 12
And I have to wonder where a 7 year old learned to ********** and what masturbating is...he's too young for that stuff >.<
tlheller 0
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