By Embarrassed - United States
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
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Sounds revolting.

Nothing makes a meal even more melancholy like having a face full of Earth-monkey ass. Not that I would know. Robots don't eat. Thank God. I would find the process dull and tedious, much like anything else one can do in this universe.

I'm not bringing you down, am I? Good. I must admit that I marvel at the futility of avoiding sneezing into everyone's food; you know the restaurant staff already polluted it in other ways before they served you, right?

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

Ortega, you fucking retard, that is NOT what cropdusting means.

As someone who trolls IRL by cropdusting crowded areas, I demand you get your definition of cropdusting correct.

  phreshboi  |  1

better to cover with your elbow because if you sneeze into your hand you have germs on your hands which means once you shake hands/greet someone they will contact with the germs resulting them to maybe get sick etc etc


yeah really! this should be the waitresses fml! "I was working as a waitress one night and I was serving these rich people! I knew they would give me a huge tip so I actedvery nice and gave them everything they wanted. then some guy stuck his head up my ass and mad me apill food all over my customers!!!

  FYLDeep  |  25

If it was a mega sneeze he could have collapsed forward as he did it. I like thinking of it that way because it's a much funnier visual. Him just diving nose first into ass.