Smeagol648

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I love: Ballet. The violin. Dance. Tokio Hotel. nevershoutnever. The Devil Wears Prada. Paramore. The word FUCK. And especially YOUR mum. I hate: Crocs. And you.

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Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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By Pr unlucky / Saturday 2 October 2010 08:07 / Australia

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

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By Anonymous / Friday 17 September 2010 06:57 / Australia

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