By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada
Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

You might get his lawyer's number :)

Did you not learn in kindergarten to cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze? If he gets sick, he could blame your snot attack for his problems.

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Cover your mouth you dirty, dirty person. I'm sure sooner or later he would have found out about your perplexing standards of hygene and been put off you, whether you exchanged numbers or not. I hope you learned from the experience. YDI.

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It could have been a sudden sneeze, which she couldn't cover fast enough.
I know she said she had to sneeze earlier.
However, the sneeze could have happened unexpectedly. (Like, they thought it would be like "*sinus pressure*AHH, AHH, AHH-CHOO. But it was more like "*sinus pressure* CHOO.)
The above my have sounded wrong.
You know what, never mind.
Screw this.

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  Prawn_fml  |  2

yeah, dude, seriously. if you *know* you got a cold... heck, if it just started somehow, you should excuse yourself to fetch toilet paper or something.

By  perdix  |  29

You might get his lawyer's number :)

Did you not learn in kindergarten to cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze? If he gets sick, he could blame your snot attack for his problems.

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