By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML
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skull4k9 0

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!

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ysomad 0

it's okay to feel sad sometimes! (mr. Rogers)

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cassiesaurus 0

Haha, try to pay attention and not space out so often. But, serioulsy fyl. Lmao.

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fakeaccountX 6

A sneeze-fart? And I thought it was only a myth...

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ersa1802 0

failure? i'd like to see you try and do a sneeze-fart. :P

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TJ10 0

I thought sneeze-farting was a myth, just like shit-burping n piss-coughing

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skull4k9 0

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!

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customparachute 0

37's picture reminds me of my brother in iraq, that looks like something we would do in the walmart parking lot... (completely irrevent to the fml)

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ysomad 0

it's okay to feel sad sometimes! (mr. Rogers)

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cassiesaurus 0

Omg, I love Mr. Rogers! Won't you be my neighbor, :D

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underpaid011 0

that's talent! Now practice the burp fart and you are the master.

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FYLDeep 25

Quit taking drugs, ya hippie! Maybe you wouldn't space out so much.

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skyttlz 32

I've never done drugs and I space off all the time. I space off from being tired or bored or having a lot on my mind.

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SmallTownCutie 0

I space out during math everyday, and I'm 75% sure I'm not doing any drugs.

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foreveryoung97_fml 2

yurh such a mean bitch !!!!!! I hope yurh life gets ****** up bitch !!!!!

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YourAllTowels 0

shes no bitch! thats a pretty nice lady your talkin to! >:3

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camjgog_88 0

first! wow... that does feel pretty gLord-ish lol. never doin that again hahahaha. and YDI cause if you often space out & sneeze/fart, you shouldn't be eating in public. I suggest take out or delivery. :))

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rafiki19 1

how are you first ? there's like seven comments above you.

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DocBastard 38

Was the "like" really necessary? Because there are exactly 7 comments above it.

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bubbarific 0

hahahaha FAIL omg wow u fail so epically right ther!!!!!

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Kaiden2554 0

Good news everyone! We have a new employee of the fail department. (Did u read this in Professor Farnsworth's voice?) *Stamped* "Grammar Nazi Proof."

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rafiki19 1

well I just guessed, I only counted afterwards.

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BizzaroG 0

the last sentence seemed random. I didn't see any indication he was with anyone. who spaces out like that on a date?

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underpaid011 0

hippies. bong water drinking, no bath taking, drum circle participating hippies.

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c8750 2

You must have never smoked if you're talking about drinking the bong water. Ewww gross

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catatonicsleep 17

His crush could have been with someone else in the restaurant...

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#10 It never specified that she was on a date with him.

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VirgoDreamer 0

Hahaha that's really funny! But why can't people just mind their own business! lol

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azhein 0

you wouldn't look if you heard it?

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SweetDreamsx3_fml 0

lmfao just look around as if your trying to find who did it also ^_^

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jakeisawake 3

It would be pretty obvious to notice someone sneezing. He wouldn't be able to get away with that...

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