FML : Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning...

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Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 28 November 2010 08:07 / United States

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By skull4k9 | 0

#1764258 - Sunday 28 November 2010 16:28

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!

By ysomad | 0

#1764261 - Sunday 28 November 2010 16:28

it's okay to feel sad sometimes! (mr. Rogers)

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By rafiki19 | 1

#1764253 - Sunday 28 November 2010 16:27

ahahaha failure !

cassiesaurus | 0

#1764382 - Sunday 28 November 2010 17:12

Haha, try to pay attention and not space out so often. But, serioulsy fyl. Lmao.

fakeaccountX | 6

#1765578 - Sunday 28 November 2010 21:21

A sneeze-fart? And I thought it was only a myth...

ersa1802 | 0

#1766183 - Monday 29 November 2010 1:56

failure? i'd like to see you try and do a sneeze-fart. :P

firegecko123 | 0

#1766249 - Monday 29 November 2010 2:14

lol wow. xD

TJ10 | 0

#2238391 - Friday 25 March 2011 6:49

I thought sneeze-farting was a myth, just like shit-burping n piss-coughing

By skull4k9 | 0

#1764258 - Sunday 28 November 2010 16:28

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!

Xythenol | 6

#1764530 - Sunday 28 November 2010 18:14

Omg I love you XD

goddessallison | 0

#1765484 - Sunday 28 November 2010 20:20

WIN

customparachute | 0

#1894755 - Monday 27 December 2011 6:08

37's picture reminds me of my brother in iraq, that looks like something we would do in the walmart parking lot... (completely irrevent to the fml)

By ysomad | 0

#1764261 - Sunday 28 November 2010 16:28

it's okay to feel sad sometimes! (mr. Rogers)

cassiesaurus | 0

#1764390 - Sunday 28 November 2010 17:15

Omg, I love Mr. Rogers! Won't you be my neighbor, :D

By underpaid011 | 0

#1764263 - Sunday 28 November 2010 16:29

that's talent! Now practice the burp fart and you are the master.

By FYLDeep | 25

#1764265 - Sunday 28 November 2010 16:29

Quit taking drugs, ya hippie! Maybe you wouldn't space out so much.

skyttlz | 32

#1764671 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:12

I've never done drugs and I space off all the time. I space off from being tired or bored or having a lot on my mind.

SmallTownCutie | 0

#1766318 - Monday 29 November 2010 2:36

I space out during math everyday, and I'm 75% sure I'm not doing any drugs.

By XxToroxX | 0

#1764268 - Sunday 28 November 2010 16:30

ahaha, sucks to be you :P fyl

foreveryoung97_fml | 2

#1767617 - Monday 29 November 2010 12:13

yurh such a mean bitch !!!!!! I hope yurh life gets fucked up bitch !!!!!

YourAllTowels | 0

#1776964 - Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:20

shes no bitch! thats a pretty nice lady your talkin to! >:3

By camjgog_88 | 0

#1764270 - Sunday 28 November 2010 16:30

first!

wow... that does feel pretty gLord-ish lol. never doin that again hahahaha. and YDI cause if you often space out & sneeze/fart, you shouldn't be eating in public. I suggest take out or delivery. :))

rafiki19 | 1

#1764285 - Sunday 28 November 2010 16:32

how are you first ? there's like seven comments above you.

DocBastard | 38

#1764298 - Sunday 28 November 2010 16:35

Was the "like" really necessary? Because there are exactly 7 comments above it.

bubbarific | 0

#1764847 - Sunday 28 November 2010 20:06

hahahaha FAIL omg wow u fail so epically right ther!!!!!

Wizardroxx | 3

#1765558 - Sunday 28 November 2010 21:08

HAHAHAHA, you fail with your spelling!

Kaiden2554 | 0

#1766872 - Monday 29 November 2010 8:20

Good news everyone! We have a new employee of the fail department.

(Did u read this in Professor Farnsworth's voice?)

*Stamped* "Grammar Nazi Proof."