Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML
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skull4k9
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AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!
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ysomad
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it's okay to feel sad sometimes! (mr. Rogers)
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rafiki19
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ahahaha failure !
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cassiesaurus
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Haha, try to pay attention and not space out so often. But, serioulsy fyl. Lmao.
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fakeaccountX
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A sneeze-fart? And I thought it was only a myth...
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ersa1802
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failure? i'd like to see you try and do a sneeze-fart. :P
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firegecko123
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lol wow. xD
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TJ10
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I thought sneeze-farting was a myth, just like shit-burping n piss-coughing
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skull4k9
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AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!
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Xythenol
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Omg I love you XD
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goddessallison
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WIN
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customparachute
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37's picture reminds me of my brother in iraq, that looks like something we would do in the walmart parking lot... (completely irrevent to the fml)
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ysomad
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it's okay to feel sad sometimes! (mr. Rogers)
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cassiesaurus
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Omg, I love Mr. Rogers! Won't you be my neighbor, :D
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underpaid011
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that's talent! Now practice the burp fart and you are the master.
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FYLDeep
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Quit taking drugs, ya hippie! Maybe you wouldn't space out so much.
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skyttlz
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I've never done drugs and I space off all the time. I space off from being tired or bored or having a lot on my mind.
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SmallTownCutie
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I space out during math everyday, and I'm 75% sure I'm not doing any drugs.
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XxToroxX
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ahaha, sucks to be you :P fyl
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yurh such a mean bitch !!!!!! I hope yurh life gets fucked up bitch !!!!!
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YourAllTowels
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shes no bitch! thats a pretty nice lady your talkin to! >:3
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camjgog_88
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first!
wow... that does feel pretty gLord-ish lol. never doin that again hahahaha. and YDI cause if you often space out & sneeze/fart, you shouldn't be eating in public. I suggest take out or delivery. :))
wow... that does feel pretty gLord-ish lol. never doin that again hahahaha. and YDI cause if you often space out & sneeze/fart, you shouldn't be eating in public. I suggest take out or delivery. :))
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rafiki19
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how are you first ? there's like seven comments above you.
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DocBastard
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Was the "like" really necessary? Because there are exactly 7 comments above it.
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bubbarific
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hahahaha FAIL omg wow u fail so epically right ther!!!!!
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Wizardroxx
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HAHAHAHA, you fail with your spelling!
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Kaiden2554
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Good news everyone! We have a new employee of the fail department.
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(Did u read this in Professor Farnsworth's voice?)
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rafiki19
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well I just guessed, I only counted afterwards.
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BizzaroG
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the last sentence seemed random. I didn't see any indication he was with anyone. who spaces out like that on a date?
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underpaid011
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hippies. bong water drinking, no bath taking, drum circle participating hippies.
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c8750
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You must have never smoked if you're talking about drinking the bong water. Ewww gross
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catatonicsleep
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His crush could have been with someone else in the restaurant...
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nerdsgetmehot
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#10 It never specified that she was on a date with him.
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RaquelRox2299
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It wasn't a date idiot
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VirgoDreamer
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Hahaha that's really funny! But why can't people just mind their own business! lol
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azhein
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you wouldn't look if you heard it?
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SweetDreamsx3_fml
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lmfao just look around as if your trying to find who did it also ^_^
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jakeisawake
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It would be pretty obvious to notice someone sneezing. He wouldn't be able to get away with that...