FML : A dealer of both drugs and hugs

A dealer of both drugs and hugs

Today, I found out that the reason why the guy I took home from the bar seemed to understand everything about me instantly was because he was my ex's secret drug dealer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fallingforfakenamesandmindgames - / Thursday 27 July 2017 13:00 /

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By marysue354 | 10

#7508865 - Thursday 27 July 2017 19:22

Do you just take anyone back home from the bar?

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7508600 - Thursday 27 July 2017 15:25

Keeping it in the family.

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7508600 - Thursday 27 July 2017 15:25

Keeping it in the family.

By stayydomii | 21

#7508752 - Thursday 27 July 2017 17:42

Don't know if you should be creeped out or flattered.

By marysue354 | 10

#7508865 - Thursday 27 July 2017 19:22

Do you just take anyone back home from the bar?

tibtak01 | 8

#7509163 - Thursday 27 July 2017 22:46

She said he was understanding everything about her. We can fairly assume that's not "anyone"

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7508982 - Thursday 27 July 2017 20:42

Your lucky he didn't kill you!

By lucasjames22 | 8

#7510472 - Friday 28 July 2017 15:16

I don't know what that had to do with it.

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