Today
United States
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
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Same thing different taste
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
summer
Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Anonymous
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
I warned him
Marietta, United States
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
princess98
Revenge!
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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jacetopia96 1
I thought it was Rock, Paper, Scissors?
unfortunate_13 5
no shower, no sex. it's as simple as that.
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Comments (282)
justj2010 0
Just buy him a bar, yes, a bar, of soap and tell him to call you when he takes a shower. Don't expect to hear back from him and if he ever pulls that stinky stunt again, dump him for good. Let his mom clean after his dirty ass.
klutzycleo 5
I agree. That's just nasty. Bad B.O. makes me wanna throw up :( You tell him, No wash = No. Freaking. Sex!
Ashleexx 0
agreed (; that's just feraall!
rogueangel9 4
real ghetto.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
did you at least shower with him? lol or was he already taken by Mr.Rubbr Ducky! iRotfLmfao!!!!
jay4who7 0
lmao, good one! :D
artcwolfman 0
choose paper...everyone always chooses rock
artcwolfman 0
#44 its nuke,cockroach,boot
Rebap 4
YDI for having no pancake mix
mionee95 0
aint it rock paper scissors? lol jw..
owneditup 0
god powers 0_o
Doortje 30
what's that smell?
jay4who7 0
"back in my day we had no showers" :D