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did u winn
win?* stupid iPod. what wouldve happened if you lost? you skip showers?
that's just gross
smallish keyboard OP: just take a shower WITH him. that will work out well
just take off ur clothes and go into the shower. that'll make him get up
were is my commennnnttt??
i hope she won, if u were mine i would shower for u :)
I shower once a month, nothing wrong there
if it smells like a dump, then it needs to be dumped.. dump him, and get a cleaner boyfriend. unless it's the best you can do, then FYL. :(
don't you say it rock, paper, scissors?
I bet his peen stank
um I thought she had to beat him for him to take a shower not to see who gets one.
agreed ;)
I ate it
I never realized I was first comment until everyone started replying
Paper rock or scissors wtf
I thought it was rock, paper, scissors..?
So did I, it sounds weird saying it paper, rock, scissors.
I hope not
haha that's awesome
lol
YDI for playing "paper, rock, scissors" its rocj, paper, scissors. retard.
Kinda gross. Some people can go a while without showers, but those people are generally not guys.
207- Actually, it's rocK*, paper, scissors. Also, it's called "Rock, paper, scissors" in some places, while others call it "Paper, Rock scissors".
im not gonna lie i kinda care bout the order :P
it's rock paper scissors damn it!
239 I was thinking the same thing
it seems that you lost the game!
Gee ive gone almost half a year without thinking of it. Thank you!
falcon punch. Gun Dynamite Middle fingahhh
Rock smashes scissors, scissors cut paper, and the paper covers the rock.
@27 & 52 Uh, yes it does. In the game. Rock smashes Scissors, Scissors cuts Paper, Paper covers Rock. If Rock were invincible, then it wouldn't be a game suitable for using as a competition since you'd only lose if you were either trying to or if you were a dumbass. End of discussion.
but if someone covered you in a giant peice of paper , would you be able to get out ?
I think it's quite apparent that you don't know how to use sarcasm.
paper beets rock...
FFML_314, you are an idiot.
ffml 314 you should write a fml about how stupid these people are and can't take a joke, I'm pretty sure this is a Simpsons reference
Chuck Norris beats everything.
paper beats rock..FYL for saying rock beats everything and FHL for having to play that game to get her bf to take a shower!
Oh for the love of God! IT WAS A JOKE. Are you all a bunch of idiots? Do you not understand what a JOKE is. Here's a nice definition for you: a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter; "he told a very funny joke"; "he knows a million gags"; "thanks for the laugh"; "he laughed unpleasantly at his own jest"; "even a schoolboy's jape is supposed to have some ascertainable point" Now, move the hell on.
hello paper beats rock!
paper beats rockk
Except paper
except paper ....??
except paper ....??
If you were a good gf you would respect his right to shower or not shower when he chooses.
he should also respect her right not to smell B.O or feel nauseated when she comes near him..
by your logic, she should also respect his right to shit on the floor and piss on the walls and carpet. believe it or not, b.o. affects more than just the person who is generating it. |the kid|
well hunn.. umm not showering is gross! not to mention unheignic :/ you shouldn't have to sit around in there shit.
who me,?
ya cool
no shower, no sex. it's as simple as that.
#13, I like the way you think! haha blackmail m/
Unfortunately, that usually doesn't work. I tried that multiple times with my ex and he still didn't take a shower usually for four more days, making it a week between showers.
If that's what you have to do to get him to take a shower, I wonder what he makes you do to get him to take you out somewhere.
u can get the dick
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I thought it was Rock, Paper, Scissors?
no shower, no sex. it's as simple as that.