By facepalm - 5/6/2012 14:48 - United Kingdom - Bristol
Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML
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Some people should not be allowed to use a computer. I once sold an iPad and added a pair of earphones just so that they could have one. I got negative feedback because they were not "genuine apple". The iPad doesn't even come with earphones...seriously idiocy sometimes.

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  AsianCookie247  |  14

4 - It took you until you find out someone tried to eat lipstick for you to lose faith in this society?
I lost faith after Justin Bieber, 16 & Pregnant, Jersey Shore's Snooki, 12 year old girls looking like prostitutes, and, what put the cherry on top of this disaster sundae, a recently reported cannabalism attack.

By  perdix  |  29

YDI for trying to palm off skunky-tasting lipstick on an unsuspecting public!

I collect Chap-Stiks and great flavors really make the difference. Junior Mint flavor rocks!

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  perdix  |  29

I'm a dude, and a straight one at that. Lipgloss is off-limits to me. There are some great lip balm (really Chap-Stik is just one brand of lip balm) flavors like orange creamsicle, coconut and Dr Pepper.

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  kyleekay  |  25

I love the Dr. Pepper flavored lip balm :)

The only problem I have with the flavored kind is that I continously just lick my lips, and my lips end up never getting moisturized, haha.

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  perdix  |  29

Sorry your lips aren't getting mousturized, but if it's any consolation, the thought of you continuously licking your lips makes me all squishy inside ;)

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Go to thinkgeek.com
They have bacon chapstick there. =D
As well as other yummy bacon products, including soap!

Edit: I'm sorry! I misread your comment as chapstick.
I still recommend it, though.^^;