Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML
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Tempest559
| 12
She must like to wear it on her teeth like my grandma does too.
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daydreamer244
| 13
Well what flavor was it?
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doglover569
| 0
What does she eat them? It's freakin lipstick...
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boofgall
| 16
Flavored chapstick/lipgloss > lipstick.
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eeppiicc
| 8
The pink tastes the best and it's cheaper than going out to eat.
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NomNomMuffin
| 5
New My Strange Addiction?
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kandi_kid69
| 15
Lipstick is so delicious though.
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norotors
| 16
People are idiots.
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lonkite101
| 14
Facepalm :~>
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doglover569
| 0
I guess all the people that thumbed me down agree that yes, lipstick IS meant for eating!
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StanSmith_fml
| 9
I'm pretty sure they thumbed you down for your god awful grammar.
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truth_spitta
| 0
20- already a MSA lol it's creepy af lol
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disneydraeer
| 10
No bud, just no.
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MrBrightside21
| 20
Probably that one badass beat-boxer from YouTube.
Wheeeeere's the chapstick?
Wheeeeere's the chapstick?
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coolbrony12
| 3
That was kind of the thing that made this an FML
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ucoolgirl31
| 20
Who buys lipstick off of eBay...
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nursestudent
| 5
Who SELLS lipstick on eBay?
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doglover569
| 0
77- I don't understand my "god awful grammar"
I forgot a comma after 'What' and an apostrophe after 'freakin'.. Oh no alert the elders.
I forgot a comma after 'What' and an apostrophe after 'freakin'.. Oh no alert the elders.
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realSlimjimShady
| 7
^ "What does she eat them" was probly the problem
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dsbs
| 9
Did you know women consume about 4 pounds of lipstick in their lifetime? Don't ask me how I know this.
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wlddog
| 14
Why do you have the inside of a rotary motor as a profile pic? Are you an engineer? Am I a nerd for knowing what is?
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daydreamer244
| 13
Well what flavor was it?
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SecretMe00
| 5
Insane in the Membrane
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NathanAtWar
| 4
Delicious
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Truth_Nazi
| 0
Considering most lipstick contains fish scales...
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Calyx_fml
| 21
Feces.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
Some people should not be allowed to use a computer. I once sold an iPad and added a pair of earphones just so that they could have one. I got negative feedback because they were not "genuine apple". The iPad doesn't even come with earphones...seriously idiocy sometimes.
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whyusofat
| 17
First lipstick then bath salts, everyone get your frying pans stuffs gonna go down.
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OneLittleAdditio
| 9
sorry OP but you can always leave an explanation under her negative feedback as to why she did it.
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JFAW
| 6
I hate eBay buyers, they're always so damn needy.
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AsianCookie247
| 14
So you're saying you're NOT supposed to eat them?!
Who knew..
Who knew..
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Il_Maestro
| 6
I apologize. In the future, I will taste test all of my cosmetics for sale on the Internet to ensure the highest quality taste.
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
I think if anyone reads the feedback they will be confused too and dismiss it anyways.
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ChuckNorrisBeard
| 0
I have lost all faith in society...
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alyshasocool
| 8
Really now? Because of one ebay user who didn't find a lipstick "delicious" enough, you lost faith in the society?
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therealslim
| 15
The statement was perhaps a little exaggerated, I agree. But it was funny.
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AsianCookie247
| 14
4 - It took you until you find out someone tried to eat lipstick for you to lose faith in this society?
I lost faith after Justin Bieber, 16 & Pregnant, Jersey Shore's Snooki, 12 year old girls looking like prostitutes, and, what put the cherry on top of this disaster sundae, a recently reported cannabalism attack.
I lost faith after Justin Bieber, 16 & Pregnant, Jersey Shore's Snooki, 12 year old girls looking like prostitutes, and, what put the cherry on top of this disaster sundae, a recently reported cannabalism attack.
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ALpein
| 0
Three cannibal reports. :< I should know, I like here.
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AsianCookie247
| 14
^ yes, there are more than one. You're correct.
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sirpantselot
| 22
4- I appreciate your comedic understatement. Funny stuff
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syki
| 22
I hope it doesn't negatively colour the opinions of your future customers...
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elidine
| 0
Ic what u did thar
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BulldogHoops
| 14
66 I'm not a grammar nazi but that was disgraceful. "thar"? *facepalm*
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Angel157
| 8
66- what does that even say??
Some people need to go back to 1st grade!!!
Some people need to go back to 1st grade!!!
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Tempest559
| 12
She must like to wear it on her teeth like my grandma does too.
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nadnerbz
| 6
Wait, you're not supposed to eat lipstick?
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mavverick12
| 0
U can eat it actually using ur ass xD.
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Lil_Red777
| 21
#10+comment= dumbass
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Lipstick actually contains fish scales, strangely enough.
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Unicornszxcvb
| 6
I've always thought it was a nutritious alternative to lipgloss.
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BulldogHoops
| 14
10:
Humor. You're doing it wrong.
Humor. You're doing it wrong.
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perdix
| 29
YDI for trying to palm off skunky-tasting lipstick on an unsuspecting public!
I collect Chap-Stiks and great flavors really make the difference. Junior Mint flavor rocks!
I collect Chap-Stiks and great flavors really make the difference. Junior Mint flavor rocks!
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kandi_kid69
| 15
Chapstick? Pfft! Try lipgloss.
The skittle flavor tastes best. ;)
The skittle flavor tastes best. ;)
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perdix
| 29
I'm a dude, and a straight one at that. Lipgloss is off-limits to me. There are some great lip balm (really Chap-Stik is just one brand of lip balm) flavors like orange creamsicle, coconut and Dr Pepper.
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kyleekay
| 25
I love the Dr. Pepper flavored lip balm :)
The only problem I have with the flavored kind is that I continously just lick my lips, and my lips end up never getting moisturized, haha.
The only problem I have with the flavored kind is that I continously just lick my lips, and my lips end up never getting moisturized, haha.
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Revan501
| 15
They have Dr.Pepper flavor Chap-Stiks! Where may I find one?
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perdix
| 29
Sorry your lips aren't getting mousturized, but if it's any consolation, the thought of you continuously licking your lips makes me all squishy inside ;)
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kyleekay
| 25
73- I'd check Walmart or Walgreens, I've found them there before.
75- Oh boy! *blushes* :)
75- Oh boy! *blushes* :)
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Revan501
| 15
Why thanks.
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mjmsmommy89
| 0
FYI Lipstick isn't supposed to taste like anything like Chapstick is. Since you don't wear it (and we're thankful for that) you wouldn't know.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Now if only they made bacon flavored lipstick, then even I would consider wearing it...
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RogueWarrior869
| 23
Go to thinkgeek.com
They have bacon chapstick there. =D
As well as other yummy bacon products, including soap!
Edit: I'm sorry! I misread your comment as chapstick.
I still recommend it, though.^^;
They have bacon chapstick there. =D
As well as other yummy bacon products, including soap!
Edit: I'm sorry! I misread your comment as chapstick.
I still recommend it, though.^^;
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anythingmustbe
| 18
Pff typical you want to buy some nice tasty lipstick to eat and when you get it its simply not up to standard.
So much false descriptions on ebay these days
So much false descriptions on ebay these days
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RabidBunny
| 10
She must have thought it was a push pop...mmm push pops! :D