Today
United States
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
summer
Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Anonymous
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
I warned him
Marietta, United States
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
princess98
Revenge!
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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jacetopia96 1
I thought it was Rock, Paper, Scissors?
unfortunate_13 5
no shower, no sex. it's as simple as that.
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b_anhero 0
scissors
jacetopia96 1
I thought it was Rock, Paper, Scissors?
sourgirl101 29
It is(:
MetalFish 0
Some people call it "Paper, Scissors, Stone" and they just sound stupid.
FFML_314 12
It's kind of like "Duck, Duck, Goose." Some people say "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck."
MetalFish 0
I think Rock, Paper, Scissors is Japanese... Duck Duck Goose is most probably English (We had alot of Game and Fowl back in the day) On the subject of games, It's called "Noughts and Crosses" not "Tic-Tac-Toe" "the British name for tic-tac-toe, occurred in 1864... The U.S. renaming of noughts and crosses as tic-tac-toe occurred in the 20th century" Well, it's actually Egyptian for something... but we all speak English here :)
sourgirl101 29
Can we play a game with a bottle of "Grey Goose" instead? I'll get the ice.
FFML_314 12
Good idea, Sourgirl. :] I like the way you think.
sourgirl101 29
Hey and I was only joking earlier. I don't want you to get herpes(:
FFML_314 12
I didn't know you said that...LOL. I forgive you though.
sourgirl101 29
Wow, I do believe this is the first time we have spoken(:
FFML_314 12
Really? I'm sure we've crossed paths at some point. You don't bother me, so I don't "bitch" at you, LOL. The softer side of Anna is showing. I should run before someone takes advantage of my weakness.
sourgirl101 29
Nope, same circle but no it's a first. I know you have a softer side. And I know not everyone deserves to see it.
FFML_314 12
You know. I would like to know something, who do you consider to be in this, "circle" ? People say I'm in a circle, but they never confirm who else is in it.
sourgirl101 29
Btw in case you didn't understand my earlier joke, it was about having a child with WTF fml ftw. I think that's his name.
sourgirl101 29
It's the people on your list silly! The upgrade on my Iphone now let's me click on your picture to get a litlle of your info you left. I couldn't before.
FFML_314 12
Yeah, you can do that from the iPhone and iPod now. Aha! I respect all of those people. :] I look up to 2 of them. I'm a sap!
sourgirl101 29
Ya, I like a lot of the people on your list as well, though many seem to be a missing? Well, I'm heading to bed. Nice speaking to you!
FFML_314 12
Wait, who's missing?
sourgirl101 29
Ok, I'm awake but only for a little bit longer. I haven't seen Mercy and I always enjoyed her comments. There are quit a few that no longer seem to come on here or they're just not writing in.
FFML_314 12
Oh, I thought you meant people are missing from my list.
sourgirl101 29
Oh shit! I just realized you're on your own list! Now that is super funny!!!
Claybomb94 0
44- it's actually quartz, parchment, shears. :D
justj2010 0
44- as a fellow dork, I found humor in that statement.
ElectricGhost_fml 5
hahahaha grody haha
doorfloor 0
laser sword
Xavi89 0
that dude us one dirty ass bitch!
astroid714 0
kick him in the nuts before he smells lyk shyt
BahahahLOL 0
APOCALYPSE!
GavinRoskamp 0
Did you win a new boyfriend?
ladyluck82 9
That's gross! Unfortunately, I understand OP. I was dating a guy recently that found it okay to only shower about once every 3 weeks or so...it was unreal. I NEVER thought people were like that. (?????) Yeah...I swear to GOD...the smell of B.O. was SO bad I couldn't deal with it anymore....so I KINDLY told him. Seems like dirty people don't like being told they're dirty & are in denial or something because he thought I didn't love him & said I was using that as an EXCUSE to fight and then....broke up with ME!?!? Yeah, maybe I should've used the rock, paper, scissors thing? lmao
TNB_xACiDiC 0
Lol yeaa maybe you should have hahahaha!