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Klutzycleo's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

10%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

20%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

65%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

5%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

11%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

7%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

37%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

26%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%

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Klutzycleo's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By single - / Wednesday 10 November 2010 02:10 / United States

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 8 November 2010 01:13 / United States

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 5 November 2010 00:00 / United States

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it