Stuck in the middle with you

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

Gross dude

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

My feefees

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

Gross dude, dude

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

Revenge!

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML