Is there really a career field for this?

Go to the dog pound.

42 - I'm guessing OP is in vet med, in which case, yes, unfortunately there is.

You should look for horse shit, they have the fastest springing spores known to man. There is nothing faster than horse shit spores.

If you start putting it in paper bags and burning it on people's front porch we have an issue.

"Ok kids, let's pick up a roundwormed dog's poop!" Yeah, you're right. That doen't sound fun.

Oh boy, get ready for the crappy jokes.

Unfortunately, I couldn't help myself..

At least number two didn't say it was a shitty situation! Ha, number two...

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Rule #1 in fml: bad puns = instant death.

Unless of course u are pun number 2. This guys pun was bad anyways. Shitty situation would have been better.

If you are gonna do it, you need to do it right! Well that is a shitty situation! ^SHITTY^

Cut the crap #4

ahh.. Noor, you always have the right thing to say :)

You must walk the plank and fall into shark-infested water.

Yeah Mr. White! Yeah Science!!

And for Narniaaaaaaa!

I read that in GLaDOS's voice

Lol I love your profile picture, I saw it on ifunny

Ugh, thumbed*

If you know your comments are so lame that you actually thumb them down yourself then maybe try not commenting in the first place?

I'm just doing this for your amusement. Down thumbed or not, you were amused.

Not just eggs, but also the adult parasites

Didn't you see the above comments??? Damn, you people are idiots!! *thumbs down* fuck! As for op, well, good luck with that.