Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: Treasure hunt

Treasure hunt

By Catois - 05/03/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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Naughty boy

By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 14:00

Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 19:38 - United Kingdom - Bridgnorth

Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML

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Splat!

By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 14:00

Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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Self-defeating move

By Steve - 12/05/2021 11:01

Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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lookatstupid 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:09

Hurry, before it starts to smell....

Anonnamus 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:12

Two shitty FMLs in a row? Nice.

Comments

lookatstupid 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:09

Hurry, before it starts to smell....

trizzieb 0

Friday 5 March 2010 18:17

OP, YDI for owning a dog while living in Catois.

ktbird 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:10

Sorry OP, I've been there done that, and it's not fun.

daltonmarth 4

Friday 5 March 2010 14:12

sucks to be you.

ktbird 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:16

The trailing poop isn't the worst. The explosive diarrhea in a cage is the worst. I have helped clean cages literally lined floor to ceiling with shat. None on carpet at least... yet.

Anonnamus 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:12

Two shitty FMLs in a row? Nice.

pandorasnymph 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:13

eeew.. go after the smell, watch ur step and thank god he didn t have diarrhea

assgas 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 1:25

Can u shit up?!

purpPie 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:14

rolf nice fail

fuckelijahslife 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:15

:D haha, lollllllll! I wanna see the dogs reaction when you screamed!

ktbird 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:17

moonfire isn't necessarily wrong. Yell at them if you catch them before, otherwise yelling when they finish should have the same effect. Don't wait too long after though or they won't understand what they're being punished for.