Animals and Dogs: Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 29/12/2018 20:00 - Australia - Carlton

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Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML

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By jlujan00 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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Good boy

By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called him down. He came running down the stairs with a used condom in his mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. He put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside

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Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

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Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

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Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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Busted by Detective Dog

By ash - 04/01/2011 21:09 - United States

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Today, it was my boyfriend's last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then run up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught in her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 20:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By ohEw - 09/11/2017 19:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML

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Top comments

fjvitt 14

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:24

I guess he swallows...

TxKitten79 10

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:15

Why is this an FML? And why are you going through your dog's poop?

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TxKitten79 10

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:15

Why is this an FML? And why are you going through your dog's poop?

fjvitt 14

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:24

I guess he swallows...

manb91uk 22

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:48

I hope to God you didn't put it there in the first place! 😂

TumblrweedPasses 11

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:48

That's one way to do it doggy style Take care getting rid of them, maybe chuck them in the bin outside rather than in the house if the dogs trash raiding

Yudith 25

Sunday 30 December 2018 3:35

Too bad the condom broke; you'll have to find a better brand or continue to bring plastic bags to pick up after your dog.

tranced_ 45

Sunday 30 December 2018 8:10

he could've died.. you should be more careful with what you feed him!

skobisco 23

Sunday 30 December 2018 20:12

get the doggo tested...

hellboy5099 18

Tuesday 1 January 2019 19:44

so your dog do anal?

Felice Godin 19

Sunday 29 September 2019 8:28

must like the smell and taste of your juice to eat condom

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