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Fake FML anesthesia puts you to sleep.
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D
lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
You deserve it for lying. How were you talking if the surgeon had his hands in your mouth? Also, most oral surgeons use general anesthesia instead of local. Which means you would be unconscious.
This is true. I was completely under and idk anyone who wasnt
#1, not a fake FML at all. Either laughing gas or they offer a narcotic treatment. I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled in a month and they aren't using local or general anesthetic. Some sort of narcotics that render you half awake and half asleep.
But the surgeon is operating on the OP's teeth. How can OP be talking if the surgeon has his hands and dental instruments in OP's mouth. It would be impossible for the surgeon to work.
Apparently, I did something similar to that - except to my dad on the drive home...
To everyone calling this fake, I'm guessing you've never been under for tooth extraction. It takes a long time to come back out of it, during which time you can say lots of gibberish! I doubt sex & drug history, but I mumbled for several minutes after getting 7 teeth pulled about clothes & my mom apparently...
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lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D