Miscellaneous: Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked...

By jajaja - 01/03/2009 19:45 - Canada

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

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By bym - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML

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By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me". FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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By KenzoBVB - 02/09/2015 03:55 - Canada

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML

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jessssxo 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:44

haha, he's so wrong.

vonstrangle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:35

he must not know it's a turn on when girls coordinate their brace elastics with the nearest holiday. haha yyeah. sorry about those little metal guys, you'll be a babe when they come off i'm sure.

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jessssxo 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:44

haha, he's so wrong.

crazycornn 0

Friday 19 February 2010 6:06

yeah braces are supa sexy!

GiRl951 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 5:26

smack him

Black_Moon_Fang 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:06

haahah yea!!!! makes girls look cute :)

DisappearingRose 18

Monday 23 August 2010 4:07

Yeah, he's definatly wrong! I look great in braces and my ex boyfriend and boyfriend thinks I look better. So far my life has been great since I've gotten used to them, but idk how I'm supposed to French kiss ;)

sillybabee 3

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:29

um it's impossible for braces to get stuck while making out and crap...I used to have them, I asked my orthodontist((:

iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3

Tuesday 26 April 2011 11:08

what !? haha I think girls with braces are cute, well thats if you have a cute face tho lol

multiplecoloredc 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:22

Uhmm, he is badly mistaken. My boyfriend has braces and he is so adorable, and French kissing isn't a problem. I would prefer him with braces than without.

baden18830 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 11:45

yeah they're def cute, long as you're pretty to begin with, they won't make anything worse

Sleepwalker_fml 3

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:45

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ambrz 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:53

whoa ur eyebrow is intense lmfaooo

amerrah 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 4:28

Haha VERY

Amkii 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:52

lol What a jerk. Sorry about the braces, though.

i_am_tiff_21 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:00

He is definately wrong. Boys don't care if a girl wears braces.

julesies 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:03

nah, don't worry. boys don't really care, unless the boy has braces too. THEN you have a problem...

katiebug 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:05

Haha that was pretty awful of your dad, but from my experiences, guys don't really care about braces.

dammn 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:07

lmao that was so mean !

Grawrgh 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:16

Are you kidding me? I'm a sucker for a girl with braces.

dannnn_fml 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 6:42

haha

vonstrangle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:35

he must not know it's a turn on when girls coordinate their brace elastics with the nearest holiday. haha yyeah. sorry about those little metal guys, you'll be a babe when they come off i'm sure.