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By wow - 23/06/2011 08:53 - France

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

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By alcoholic - 31/10/2009 14:30 - Estonia

Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML

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By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

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By thelandofoz - 14/10/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said, "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML

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By Anony-moose - 11/10/2011 09:43 - United States

Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML

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By DeepFriedLettuce - 29/04/2016 01:33 - United States - Vashon

Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML

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By smarterthanmymum - 26/05/2011 09:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2014 10:04 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

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By Starfucks - 17/12/2015 02:55 - United States - Bensalem

Today, I was in Starbucks with my daughter when she noticed a travel cup she liked. She picked one up and asked for it, but I said no because it was expensive. She angrily slammed it back into its stand and in the process, knocked over a display of ceramic mugs. I had to pay for each broken mug. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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By Glassless - 26/05/2017 20:00

Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML

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Thursday 23 June 2011 16:03

its not so cute when its your teenage daughter....maybe if it was a 5 year old..

enonymous 8

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:27

My glasses are made from 100% pure cotton... shrinks every time in the wash

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Turbo_Kramit 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:09

YDI, shoulda taught ur kid better. my exs 3 year old is smarter then that!

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:26

This wouldn't be an FML if OP's daughter was 6. But since the daughter is in her teen years, then she is as dumb as a bucket of rocks.

adishalala 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:10

tntvgurl1- she aint but you surely are a BLONDE BIMBO!!

jose18 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:20

she's a blond isn't she

bb0687 0

Friday 24 June 2011 11:53

F you. I'm blonde. And I don't make idiot retarded assumptions like this lady's stupid ass daughter does.

doodlez223 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:55

That's actually really funny. Maybe she just had a blond moment? We've all said dumb stuff in our lives

dawsum1 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:03

I don't blame her

Tymax 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:09

why did u put your glasses in the dishwasher?

drewmay 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:24

is she blonde?

RayRayIII 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:31

Do the world a favor and smother her in her sleep:(

missIrene 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:42

not very good brain in her dome

geekometer96 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 22:10

someone will flip shit when they walk into a bar

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