Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
Today, I went to my dad's workplace because my sister was there and I wanted to see my newborn niece. I was overjoyed until my dad came up to me. It had apparently been pretty hectic for the past week, because he was on the verge of another stress-induced heart attack. Yes, another. We had to help him outside. FML
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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Top comments
vbmg152 19
You've been seeing him for months & you didn't know he was going to be a father? You gotta ask more questions when you meet a guy!
99megster 15
"newest" child? Does that mean he has more than one? O.o
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Comments (82)
sakana_rin 9
heh it could put a nice spin to read as if a woman in labor is driving her panicky man : p
HelloThereFML 1
You guys just been seeing each other for few months, it is easier for you to decide what you want. Did he at least let you go see his son/daughter ? If yes things will be easier between you guys if the baby mama is ok with that. Good Luck with your decision. It's hard letting you know now.
Brilliant66star 17
YDI, for your inspired taste in men as well as for your equally keen sense of self-preservation and your very elevated self-esteem.
menacingsprite 3
Ydi you should ask more questions and find out about people.
talloctopus 7
Newest? How many does he have?
thatoneguy79 10
12. He is trying to keep up with the Duggars
TormundGiantBane 3
Christ. Have a little self-respect OP.
Steve95401 49
Did you also get to meet his wife or other girlfriend?
thatoneguy79 10
She had not arrived yet.
AbbyAbyss 5
It really depends how long you've been dating him. If its any less than 9 months he could have gotten someone pregnant but they broke up.
HelloThereFML 1
Agreed
mosquito19 14
that makes you a home wrecker
Leslier_fml 4
No way!