By AlbertEinstein_ - Ireland
Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
AlbertEinstein_ tells us more :
This is my FML, i had to make an acc to comment! I know, people, this was so incredibly stupid!! I have no idea why the hell I thought that would be a good idea, I think I wanted to check if there was salt in it before I left the kitchen (no idea how smelling it would clarify) so that I wouldn't have to get back up! I totally deserved this one, and I will surely never, ever do this again! My original FML had "And yes, it is possible to be this stupid" at the end, but that must've been edited out :( And I put the name Albert Einstein cause it was ironic or something, I don't know. But I certainly didn't think I was smart or anything....And my eyes still hurt :(
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  SkoomaKi  |  27

This is one of the things I love about most of the commenters on this site. Only literate and decent responses are allowed - it's like FML has its own filter for stupidity.

I love you guys.

  heygirlie777  |  21

I honestly don't see why it matters if she said "u" or "you." I bet everyone on here uses "u" instead of "you" all the time. It's convenient and easier. It's one thing if the FML is written like that, but if it's a comment, I don't think we should worry about it.

  GhostDuck  |  30

71- Speak for yourself, but I for one don't use "u" instead of "you" because it gets annoying reading text talk; "u", "ur", etc. can get confusing sometimes, also.

  simonsaysYDI  |  8

71 - Yeahhh, fuck that. I barely even text people who can't take the time to put in 2 extra letters.
If you're that lazy, set up shortcuts so you can still spell like an idiot without annoying people.

  ALpein  |  0

71, how is typing "u" instead of "you" easier? Your hands are already in fuckin' motion. Taking a second (not even) to press the "y" and the "o" not only takes the same amount of time but makes you look... not illiterate.

  uhwhiteguy  |  0

Really? who the fuck uses the letter "u" because they can't spell the word "you"? But u and 50 other people have to come along to try to make her look stupid when in the process ur making yourselves complete dipshits...

  xicebearx  |  8

132, That is one of THE most contradictory comments I have ever read. You ask "who the fuck uses u because they can't spell the word you?" and in the next sentence promptly uses u when you should've used you.

Also, I wanted to let you know that I just now made this account to let you know how stupid your previous comment was

  p3mguin  |  7

I am a sad, SAD little virgin. Just throwin' it out there so you guys can rightfully judge me. Women scare the shit out of me; that's why I sit around in my mum's basement all day long shamefully rubbing one out to Michael Jordan. I'm done here. Wee-woo, etc. etc.

By  lopsop  |  12

That's why you always make sure you leave it open for like two seconds or you most definitely will get burned but you probably shouldn't of looked in.

By  Hiimhaileypotter  |  52

I'm scared to death of microwave popcorn! =P it always feels like I'm going to be hurt...and I especially hate the random pops that go off as I'm holding the bag D:
Anyways, YDI for sticking your face that close XD