By AlbertEinstein_ - 16/07/2012 19:21 - Ireland
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This is my FML, i had to make an acc to comment! I know, people, this was so incredibly stupid!! I have no idea why the hell I thought that would be a good idea, I think I wanted to check if there was salt in it before I left the kitchen (no idea how smelling it would clarify) so that I wouldn't have to get back up! I totally deserved this one, and I will surely never, ever do this again! My original FML had "And yes, it is possible to be this stupid" at the end, but that must've been edited out :( And I put the name Albert Einstein cause it was ironic or something, I don't know. But I certainly didn't think I was smart or anything....And my eyes still hurt :(
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We're not talking about "U" right now. The FML Is about OP
Some times things happen in the heat of the moment. I get excited for small thins resulting in FMLs but it doesn't mean I'm stupid, 1. Probably the same for OP.
How illiterate can you be?
This is one of the things I love about most of the commenters on this site. Only literate and decent responses are allowed - it's like FML has its own filter for stupidity. I love you guys.
I think we react that way because she seems aggressive, and not since she made a mistake...
First post pressure! NO TIME FOR SPELLING!
I honestly don't see why it matters if she said "u" or "you." I bet everyone on here uses "u" instead of "you" all the time. It's convenient and easier. It's one thing if the FML is written like that, but if it's a comment, I don't think we should worry about it.
71 - Yeahhh, **** that. I barely even text people who can't take the time to put in 2 extra letters. If you're that lazy, set up shortcuts so you can still spell like an idiot without annoying people.
71- please do not speak on my behalf, you have no idea how any types/texts.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayI'd like you to tell me exactly how OP deserved it.
71, how is typing "u" instead of "you" easier? Your hands are already in ******' motion. Taking a second (not even) to press the "y" and the "o" not only takes the same amount of time but makes you look... not illiterate.
What is steam? >.>
132, That is one of THE most contradictory comments I have ever read. You ask "who the **** uses u because they can't spell the word you?" and in the next sentence promptly uses u when you should've used you. Also, I wanted to let you know that I just now made this account to let you know how stupid your previous comment was
Wow...you probably do have third degrees burns....YDI
Wow that really sucks OP, but as much as I hate to say it, there are warnings all over the box about what you did so YDI.
#63 those mofos got mad high thermal energy capacities.
Your username tells us different, OP.
90: So you left FML open and somebody decided to post something stupid while pretending to be you? Happens to the best of us. Good luck out there!
You get third degree burns every time you make popcorn?
I'm not going to lie, but #3's picture looks like he has slight burns on his face. Maybe he does do it often :O
Well he did say it gets him every time.
Yep, #3 isn't the brightest crayon in the box.
...Have you never made popcorn before? Or read the big letters on the bag that say; "CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE HOT!"?
My thoughts exactly. Even just opening it with your hands you can feel the extreme heat.
If this were in the USA you could sue the popcorn company and probably win. That's how ****** up it is here.
That's why you always make sure you leave it open for like two seconds or you most definitely will get burned but you probably shouldn't of looked in.
Shouldn't HAVE, not of, damn people are getting stupider by the year :/
116- that's a word
they do
People like you are the reason we have warning labels.
9: Well, you know, this and poison.
You goddamn fool. Putting your face over a steam receptacle. More fool you.
*face palm
I think you meant to say "face balm" as in what OP needs!
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...Have you never made popcorn before? Or read the big letters on the bag that say; "CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE HOT!"?
People like you are the reason we have warning labels.